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Im_smarter_then_you

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Everything posted by Im_smarter_then_you

  1. Yep. I went to another dealer. Still a pain but got what I wanted
  2. Doesn’t include guys like Lane, Kirby , Sark, mcelwain
  3. And RIP to Briskets parents of course
  4. Familiar with both the pacific and the gulf. There’s an ease about being by the gulf. Water is warm, big sandbar, island life
  5. Coming to yo city
  6. Cross posted from trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you: enjoy catching a car salesman in a lie. They’re better at it now. The tone is warmer. The delivery sounds more “authentic.” The posture looks consultative. But the script is still the same. “I might be able to get you nine hundred here…” “Well those promos don’t apply in your case because…” Five minutes later: “You know I want to help you out. I’ll give you xyz.”
  7. Will cross post this in “trivial things that make you surly” I enjoy catching a car salesman in a lie. They’re better at it now. The tone is warmer. The delivery sounds more “authentic.” The posture looks consultative. But the script is still the same. “I might be able to get you nine hundred here…” “Well those promos don’t apply in your case because…” Five minutes later: “You know I want to help you out. I’ll give you xyz.”
  8. So couldn’t we pay Livingstone three salaries? Football player, Geetar player, Coach on the field?
  9. Easy on the livingstone to ou jokes. Last receiver that went from Texas to ou scored three touchdowns against us. Remember his name? No? It was Brendan Thompson. Now you remember?
  10. Consider the source is Dimlap but Parker ain’t about the money. But maybe we asked him to take a paycut? A degree from cal ain’t the worst thing to get:
  11. Throw in ou as well. They all lost their last game while we won ours. Always curious how good sober Herman would’ve been
  12. So apparently young college kids have what’s called an area code boyfriend or girlfriend. Basically I’m off to college we can both date whoever we want. But when I’m back home, we’re exclusive. Learn something everyday
  13. I expected Simon to play some. Didn’t know he was third string. I thought Clark looked better than Wisner
  14. I don’t trust him either. I sense that he’s finally getting it as I think he’s reasonably intelligent. But his offense has underproduced and his goto is to fire PK? I think one can question his integrity on that. Some humility. There’s also the whole sue usc because I’m a n alcoholic thing. All that being said, he’s making changes quick so maybe he takes us to the promised land soon.
  15. Are you blocked from the Arch Manning thread? That one got ugly
  16. I think Texas is the best college football job. For his sake I hope it works out. Maybe tosu wins last night if hartline calls plays. It may end up working out. Offense looked good last night but if this is the hill he wants to die on. Of course, he seems close to cdc so I’m sure he has assurances
  17. I’m on your side of the conversation regarding Sark. But bama is not a better job than Texas. We could buy that school and call it UTT
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