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Chrispy

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Everything posted by Chrispy

  1. Trick plays aren’t necessary, shit.
  2. Most of the time, yes. But it’s her hyperbolic delivery that is most often the focus of my derision.
  3. Betty chose me Stan, it’s about time you came to terms with this fact and moved on.
  4. Poor Alyssa, Trump has broken her.
  5. No kidding, I’ve never heard of her until this morning. Is she on the spectrum?
  6. Chrispy

    Caravan

    His point was that the Bill of Rights were amendments to the constitution. But What he’s not mentioning is the author of the Bill of Rights was... James Madison, the father of the constitution.
  7. Chrispy

    Caravan

    https://www.foxnews.com/world/caravan-migrants-suffer-from-respiratory-infections-tuberculosis-chickenpox-other-health-issues-tijuana-government-says Possible Hepatitis outbreak.
  8. Chrispy

    Caravan

    There’s no need to separate them from their parents, detain them together.
  9. Chrispy

    Caravan

    No problem, guess the cages stay put.
  10. Chrispy

    Caravan

    Well, for illegal immigrants. Send them your paycheck and help fund a luxurious holding center, nobody is stopping you.
  11. Chrispy

    Caravan

    Soon we’ll be too busy sweeping up the shattered glass of the lastest Kristallnacht to even notice Goebbels’ propaganda successfully taking root; our metamorphosis is almost complete Dad.
  12. Chrispy

    Caravan

    Have you been living under a rock? The Nazis are back. That cacophony of goose stepping and heils! pounding your eardrum is not your imagination, it’s happening. Again.
  13. Chrispy

    Caravan

    We’re turning into Nazis!!!! Just another Tuesday on Surly.
  14. Chrispy

    Caravan

    You were wrong, it’s ok, we don’t think any less of you. Also, whatever happened to that overly concerned woman from Alabama?
  15. That’s good to hear, we would’ve been in a world of hurt without Watson.
  16. For some reason I thought Kirk was graduating, but it seems I’ll have to endure another offseason of fluff pieces about his prowess in the weight room. I also had no idea how badly we needed Cain, holy shit, that depth chart looks shitty.
  17. Chrispy

    Caravan

    Oh wow, thanks for reminding me, I need to see if the wife has finished my Christmas shopping.
  18. Chrispy

    Caravan

    This can’t be, I was assured the migrants would never reach our border.
  19. Sarcasm my man, I honestly didn’t even notice the parrots until you pointed it out.
  20. Yes, I despise birds and seeing that parrot in the throes of orgasm is too much to handle.
  21. Please, dear god, tell me that’s not a real picture.
  22. Honesty is not always the best policy AP, you moron. I saw one of these never spankers at the grocery store just last week; standing there trying to reason with her turbulent young child as he tore up the magazines at the checkout line and threw them on the floor, it was pitiful.
  23. If we find that Ivanka took a hammer to her cell phones and bleached her emails, I’m right there with you.
  24. It’s not ok, off with her head.
  25. Strange, now that you mention it, the only anti-vaxxers I’ve encountered have been women...
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