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  1. Why would someone who won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize want an instrument of war named after themselves? Gandhi never asked the India Navy to name a battleship after him and I think we can all agree that the FIFA Peace Prize is 600% (700%?) more important than anything Gandhi ever did.
  2. You are literally describing how relationships have been since the beginning of time. Excluding arranged marriages and all that shit.
  3. Sydney Sweeny's breasts are ... I don't know, OK, I guess.
  4. I need to learn to ignore the "hot" tag on threads. Every time I see it I think, "Oh, something really important is happening." But then it's just two morons arguing about something of no consequence.
  5. The hive was really reticent to return to Carol, for obvious reasons. Hell, even Zosia was ready to bail a few times in that episode. A grand gesture like that showed that Carol was sort of, maybe welcoming them back.
  6. Did the ivermectin cure your cold?
  7. You should call it Murder She Posted
  8. You may be on to something that Wild Thing eventually led to a decrease in the birth rate, but perhaps for the wrong reason. While many people see it as an anthem for promiscuous sexual relations (or "doing the wild thing"), it could also be seen as a warning for the dangers inherent in such relationships. Perhaps Wild Thing led to fewer people engaging in sexual intercourse because they worried about accidently ending up in a sexual situation with a prostitute or with a potential paramour's mother. Mr. Loc explored this same theme in his seminal masterpiece, Funky Cold Medina, which warns listeners that too much medina could led to sexual attention from animals or unwanted same-sex partners.
  9. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
  10. Are you on the left or right?
  11. Are you arguing that the reason why the number of people incarcerated in this country has dramatically increased since 1980 is because of ten-year olds roaming neighborhood streets? That makes absolutely no sense.
  12. I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.
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