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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Alright, alright, alright
  2. But how can I watch v9 if I haven't seen all of the other Back Door Slut movies? I don't have the time to dedicate to a whole other franchise with its own cinematic universe. But if I start right in with v9, I am going to be completely lost. Why is the cable guy still at the house after fixing the cable? What is his motivation? Why does the pizza guy say the pizza has extra sausage when it's clearly a vegetarian pie? Surely that was explained in an earlier installment, but I don't have time to watch all of those and scour the internet for easter eggs.
  3. Had to fire up All the President's Men last night. "You're both paranoid. She's afraid of John Mitchell, and you're afraid of Walter Cronkite."
  4. I usually don't like shows/movies about Hollywood because I hate navel gazing, but the premiere with Scorsese is amazing. When he said he wanted to do a biopic of Jim Jones, I was in tears laughing. And The Oner was greatness.
  5. But seriously, should I watch this show? I was at the gym a month ago and needed something to watch while I was on the treadmill. I landed on this and after about 20 minutes, I was ready to bawl my eyes out thinking about my two teenage boys (and also because I'm a fatass who is terrible at cardio). I haven't watched it since.
  6. Do you want Mackenzie Kelly as your country's leader? Because that's how you get ......... wait a minute, actually, and I can't believe I'm saying this, at this moment I do want Mackenzie Kelly as my country's leader.
  7. But the girl is real, right? If not, I'm going to feel at least 40% more shame than usual.
  8. In @Brisketexan's defense, 1000 words is just a mere aside for him. Also, fuck you.
  9. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain?
  10. Also known as the "Mommy and Daddy are going to watch a movie, so y'all just go play with friends or something. Here's some money for pizza" genre of movie.
  11. That kicker right now
  12. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
  13. Love that place. You are doing it right.
  14. Where was this? I have to go to SE Texas for a family wedding next month. That food might make the trip worth it.
  15. I remember that and remember thinking you were full of shit. But you may have actually had a point.
  16. Melvyn Bragg will no longer be hosting In Our Time. If you've never listened to an episode, give it a shot. It's a panel show with three different academics each week covering topics from math, history, science, literature, and everything in between.
  17. Hold up. You're telling me that girl is from Pflugerville?
  18. So does my school district. But this talk of Nepalese food is making me hungry. Might need to check it out for dinner tonight.
  19. The school I teach at has a growing Nepalese population. I met several of the moms at open house this year and they were all smoke shows. I just feel like the board needs to know about my new Nepalese fetish and this seems like the best thread to mention it.
  20. This take is so bad I had to double-check to see if it was posted by Helobius.
  21. Fantastic game and 41-40 is a scoragami.
  22. I do not understand why you kick the XP there. Down by 15 late in the game, go for the two-point conversion now. If you make it, you're only down one score. If you miss it, you know you need two scores to win the game and you can plan around that. Edit: just saw the fumble. Holy Shit!
  23. One other thought on Trump at the US Open. The camera cut to him right after Alcaraz won. The crowd is going crazy, Alcaraz is hugging his coach, and Trump is just standing there with a scowl on his face. He is so fucking narcissistic that he can't even find joy in someone else's happiness. He just watched the culmination of an amazing two-week run by Alcaraz. Seriously, the man lost one set total in the tournament and just destroyed his biggest rival. Everyone is amazed and Trump can only think about himself. Clearly, it's not his worst trait, but it is infuriating.
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