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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Why would someone who won the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize want an instrument of war named after themselves? Gandhi never asked the India Navy to name a battleship after him and I think we can all agree that the FIFA Peace Prize is 600% (700%?) more important than anything Gandhi ever did.
  2. You are literally describing how relationships have been since the beginning of time. Excluding arranged marriages and all that shit.
  3. Sydney Sweeny's breasts are ... I don't know, OK, I guess.
  4. I need to learn to ignore the "hot" tag on threads. Every time I see it I think, "Oh, something really important is happening." But then it's just two morons arguing about something of no consequence.
  5. The hive was really reticent to return to Carol, for obvious reasons. Hell, even Zosia was ready to bail a few times in that episode. A grand gesture like that showed that Carol was sort of, maybe welcoming them back.
  6. Did the ivermectin cure your cold?
  7. You should call it Murder She Posted
  8. You may be on to something that Wild Thing eventually led to a decrease in the birth rate, but perhaps for the wrong reason. While many people see it as an anthem for promiscuous sexual relations (or "doing the wild thing"), it could also be seen as a warning for the dangers inherent in such relationships. Perhaps Wild Thing led to fewer people engaging in sexual intercourse because they worried about accidently ending up in a sexual situation with a prostitute or with a potential paramour's mother. Mr. Loc explored this same theme in his seminal masterpiece, Funky Cold Medina, which warns listeners that too much medina could led to sexual attention from animals or unwanted same-sex partners.
  9. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
  10. Are you on the left or right?
  11. Are you arguing that the reason why the number of people incarcerated in this country has dramatically increased since 1980 is because of ten-year olds roaming neighborhood streets? That makes absolutely no sense.
  12. I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.
  13. Overweight, pasty white male? Looks like 80% of surlyites are now suspects.
  14. In more ways than one
  15. Are we still allowed to type 58008 into a calculator and turn that upside-down?
  16. Sir, this is the internet. We don't wait for things like "facts" or "information" before concocting wild conspiracy theories.
  17. The Courtroom Scene will never be forgotten, but this is my favorite part of A Few Good Men: (start at 3:13)
  18. Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life? When I did join, you know, they did tell me - they kind of took me aside and said, "Well, Mick. It's, you know, it's like this..." And it did kind of freak me out a bit. But it can't always happen to every, can it? I mean, really... Because the law of averages... ...The law of averages... ...Says you will survive. Yeh.
  19. "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
  20. Is it too late to get Brie on the 26 US Team? She's the ball defender/possessor we need in the World Cup.
  21. I'm getting computer AIDS just looking at that link address. Try better, you racist shithead.
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