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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. My first ten subscribers get a free video of me fixing the hot water heater. It's my steamiest content yet.
  2. The Colts still have to play the Seahawks and Texans. Those defenses might kill him.
  3. So the plan is to workout at the airport in your business clothes, get nice and sweaty, and then get crammed onto a plane for the next two hours?
  4. Your therapist calls you cumstainedjorts? That sounds like something you should see a therapist about. But in the meantime, Hook 'em and congrats!
  5. In! I'll see if my son wants to do it as well and I'll pay tonight.
  6. Should I watch The Shield? I've got some free time coming up with the holidays, so I can binge something. I think I've watched all the major prestige shows that I want to.
  7. Y'all give Marge a break. She went to Georgia public schools where they outlawed arabic numbers. Jesus had 12 disciples, so why do you have to count higher than that?
  8. It could be they're trying to harness the resources and brain power of humans to take over the next planet. If you've got 8 billion people all working together seamlessly on whatever problem you have, you can come up with some solutions pretty quick. Every empire in history has tried to use the resources they just took over to expand more, but now you don't need to worry about pesky rebellions.
  9. Be careful what you wish for
  10. Is that a series about rear-end collisions?
  11. It's like, how much more orange could he be? And the answer is none. None more orange.
  12. A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Helobious' art is terrible takes. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
  13. What kind of place are you looking for? University Drafthouse is a great option for a beer and burger place. Howling Rabbits has good beer and pizza. If you want something more upscale, check out Salt or Ambra. Three of those are in McAllen, but close to the UTRGV campus.
  14. Everyone at the meeting talking about how bad Jeff could have been hurt with Jeff getting madder and madder had me laughing pretty hard. "Ronald was tossing Jeff around like a rag doll."
  15. True Lies was on one of the TVs at a restaurant I was at last week. I had totally forgotten that JLC and Tia Carrere had a fight scene in the back of a car. That feels like something I should not have forgotten.
  16. Yep, completely agree. You can see all the funny lines in the gifs that get posted here.
  17. And to make things worse it's Boyd Fucking Crowder playing the Grinch. "Now, you want to put me out of my misery?" is how I feel watching that.
  18. Agreed. But I'm not sure how that is relevant to this thread.
  19. Sure, but that's only because I'm living on the edge.
  20. It actually does fit since she looks like a rag doll and is crazy. If she walked this way, I would say "No more, no more".
  21. She's cute, hates liberals, and claims to love Jesus. In two weeks she will either be on Fox News or the new press secretary. It basically depends on if she wants to blow Jesse Watters or Chetto.
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