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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. You may be on to something that Wild Thing eventually led to a decrease in the birth rate, but perhaps for the wrong reason. While many people see it as an anthem for promiscuous sexual relations (or "doing the wild thing"), it could also be seen as a warning for the dangers inherent in such relationships. Perhaps Wild Thing led to fewer people engaging in sexual intercourse because they worried about accidently ending up in a sexual situation with a prostitute or with a potential paramour's mother. Mr. Loc explored this same theme in his seminal masterpiece, Funky Cold Medina, which warns listeners that too much medina could led to sexual attention from animals or unwanted same-sex partners.
  2. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
  3. Are you on the left or right?
  4. Are you arguing that the reason why the number of people incarcerated in this country has dramatically increased since 1980 is because of ten-year olds roaming neighborhood streets? That makes absolutely no sense.
  5. I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.
  6. Overweight, pasty white male? Looks like 80% of surlyites are now suspects.
  7. In more ways than one
  8. Are we still allowed to type 58008 into a calculator and turn that upside-down?
  9. Sir, this is the internet. We don't wait for things like "facts" or "information" before concocting wild conspiracy theories.
  10. The Courtroom Scene will never be forgotten, but this is my favorite part of A Few Good Men: (start at 3:13)
  11. Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life? When I did join, you know, they did tell me - they kind of took me aside and said, "Well, Mick. It's, you know, it's like this..." And it did kind of freak me out a bit. But it can't always happen to every, can it? I mean, really... Because the law of averages... ...The law of averages... ...Says you will survive. Yeh.
  12. "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
  13. Is it too late to get Brie on the 26 US Team? She's the ball defender/possessor we need in the World Cup.
  14. I'm getting computer AIDS just looking at that link address. Try better, you racist shithead.
  15. Elder abuse
  16. Trump lawyers argue president being forced to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’ I guess he's afraid one of the interpreters will start doing this
  17. What's the channel that plays on gas pumps? That could work.
  18. For any of you that think saying "queer" is no big deal, can y'all please start using that term around your office and then report back on what happens?
  19. What about cuntius maximus?
  20. Oh, wait until you see the actuaries fight. Then you'll see some shit.
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