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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. I'm a big believer in "You win more flies with honey than vinegar." Find some common ground with the guy. You two both love data centers. Start with that and see where it goes.
  2. Basically what @BigOrange1 is saying is that everyone who has not signed up is a giant pussy. Join in and you have a shot at winning my money after my week 1 pick loses on a pick-six in OT after being up 14 in the 4th.
  3. You got rabies from a goat?
  4. I know it's an Onion headline, but given the morons in Trump's cabinet, it wouldn't shock me if this was real. The Onion @theonion.com FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System 5:00 PM · Aug 30, 2026
  5. I'm not sure which is worse during today's football games: the political commercials or Subway's ad for hot honey chicken nachos.
  6. Does he wear the HEBuddy costume in bed?
  7. I could do without the graphic showing which announcer is talking. Who gives a shit which of these morons is yapping? And if they are going to occasionally show scores from other games, put it back at the bottom. The corner box is too big.
  8. Yeah, I was thinking about this after the celebrity deaths this week. If he does croak before now and November, it could also lead to an increase in his popularity. Republican candidates will talk about "finishing what President Trump started" or some shit like that and it could work.
  9. Yep. At the top and bottom of every hour. And that was pre-internet, so if you missed it, you were shit out of luck for 30 minutes.
  10. Yeah, I don't like this at all. I also want them to go back to showing the entire starting lineup at the beginning of the game.
  11. Speaking of her work with unions Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org Fun fact, tho not so much given the circumstances: Many large west coast SEIU local numbers are based off mergers. 1021 was 10 locals, now 1. 521 was 5, now 1. 721 was 7, now 1. Not 925. 925 is numbered after the 9 to 5 movement of women workers in the 70s, which Dolly wrote the song about. 7:32 PM · Aug 25, 2026 SEIU Local 925 @seiu925.bsky.social · Aug 25, 2026 We’re not in the habit of recognizing celebrity deaths here at 925. That said, Dolly Parton is a national treasure and some folks here joke that Dolly is our Locals patron saint. After all her song “9 to 5” is our anthem. Today we remember all the love and kindness Dolly brought the world.
  12. That's something you learn on Day 1 around here. @Brisketexan isn't exactly shy about his thoughts on the matter.
  13. Yeah, that's what I figured. If this was the legit first problem, then suspension and counseling makes sense. If this wasn't the first, well then ...
  14. When you look at his resume in reverse, it looks pretty impressive.
  15. That is a trade I am willing to make.
  16. HornOnTheBayou replied to HouTex's topic in Movies and TV
    I just want to make sure I clearly understand you. Surely you didn't mention Christina Hendricks because she's such a class above all the others on the list that it would be silly to mention her. Right? Right?!?
  17. Woah, woah, woah. Let's not go crazy here.
  18. No, no, this time he's really serious about it.
  19. Thank you! I thought I was the only one. I was in San Antonio a couple of weeks ago and it was all kinds of messed up. My hotel was in an area with a lot of road construction, so I chalked it up to that. But when I was in other parts of the city, it was just as bad.
  20. How old were you in high school?
  21. Well, I wouldn't say he's woke right now.
  22. I am trying to think of a nice way to ask this. Were you repeatedly dropped on your head as a child?
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