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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. I feel the same way when I try to imagine an A&M championship that didn't happen in sepia tones with caption cards.
  2. Overweight, pasty white male? Looks like 80% of surlyites are now suspects.
  3. In more ways than one
  4. Are we still allowed to type 58008 into a calculator and turn that upside-down?
  5. Sir, this is the internet. We don't wait for things like "facts" or "information" before concocting wild conspiracy theories.
  6. The Courtroom Scene will never be forgotten, but this is my favorite part of A Few Good Men: (start at 3:13)
  7. Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your life? When I did join, you know, they did tell me - they kind of took me aside and said, "Well, Mick. It's, you know, it's like this..." And it did kind of freak me out a bit. But it can't always happen to every, can it? I mean, really... Because the law of averages... ...The law of averages... ...Says you will survive. Yeh.
  8. "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"
  9. Is it too late to get Brie on the 26 US Team? She's the ball defender/possessor we need in the World Cup.
  10. I'm getting computer AIDS just looking at that link address. Try better, you racist shithead.
  11. Elder abuse
  12. Trump lawyers argue president being forced to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’ I guess he's afraid one of the interpreters will start doing this
  13. What's the channel that plays on gas pumps? That could work.
  14. For any of you that think saying "queer" is no big deal, can y'all please start using that term around your office and then report back on what happens?
  15. What about cuntius maximus?
  16. Oh, wait until you see the actuaries fight. Then you'll see some shit.
  17. Are wrinkled suit pants the new fashion trend in MAGAland? I guess they all want to be like their Orange God.
  18. It's already been renewed for a second season, so we'll at least get that.
  19. Fever Pitch was an amazing book by Nick Hornby about sports and what it means to be a fan. In his case, it was about his love of Arsenal. The movie with Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon was most definitely not that.
  20. My first ten subscribers get a free video of me fixing the hot water heater. It's my steamiest content yet.
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