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  1. HornOnTheBayou
    I was just about to make the switch from YTTV to Fubo so I could have the RSNs to watch the Astros and Rangers. Then I realized that Fubo doesn't have TBS or TNT. The hell is that?
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    If by some miracle this guy actually wins, he's going to be the new Sinema or Manchen, right?
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    If I get a billion dollars and a twelve-inch dick, I don't even need to be a movie star to bed Sydney Sweeney. This is the way to victory.
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    When I first heard about Breaking Bad, I thought it was insanely stupid that the goofy dad from Malcolm in the Middle and the Jewish dentist from Seinfeld was going to play a teacher turned drug dealer in a drama. I guess I was wrong.
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    I didn't think it was possible to have a celebrity lineup worse than the GQP's. I was mistaken.
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    Or the Sonic smashburger thread
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    He was offside.
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    If you want me to give details about how I filled your mom's hole, I will be happy to do it.
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    Do you have a link for that? Not that I doubt Oklahoma told US News to fuck off, but AP scores by state are not hard to come by. Every AP teacher gets a breakdown of how their students did on every part of the test and compares it to the state and global average. I know, because I teach AP classes in a school with a large percentage of first and second-generation immigrants. And we always outscore the Texas average and almost always outscore the global average. And I don't say that to brag. I say that to give a nice "Fuck you" to anyone who talks bad about my students and calls their home countries "shitholes".
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    Is Paramount+ still going to be around for streaming sports? I'm just wondering what's going to happen to the Champion's League.
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    Do the astronauts drop off their ballot at the nearest mailbox?
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    Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' turtle.
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    Looks like a happy boyfriend to me.
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    "We have to go back, Kate." Nothing in television, movie, or any other visual medium will ever reach that moment when you realize that this is not a flashback.
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    Did anyone accidently splash hot coffee in their face?
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    That's funny. I have actually worked with her on several projects for the College Board. She is an absolutely brilliant woman who I really admire and respect. She's also extremely kind and professional. But, yep, I can imagine what happens when she gets angry, and I would definitely not want to make her angry.
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    Austin FC

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    Thanks for the answer. That is completely asinine.
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    I don't think so. Guess Who looks more like this
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    Yep, that's how Rocket was. Sometimes I tried to play fetch with him, but when I threw the ball he would just get this mad/confused face like he was hurt I was throwing his toy away.
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    How long until Bevo calls her "uppity"? I assume it'll happen this page or the next.
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    Of course Biden has nothing to do with the Japanese stock market. How could he? He's too busy rigging boxing matches in France to make sure Italian female boxers are getting hurt by men.
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    Well, he is a Kennedy. I assume that's SOP with them.
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    Austin FC

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    I just got an email from Austin FC that we're playing the first round of the knockout stage at LAFC. Why are we playing on the road if we won our group and LA came in 2nd in theirs?

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