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    When my kid was 3, he and I were waiting at the Target pharmacy for a prescription to be filled. He started to have a complete meltdown over whatever right in front of the family planning section. I kind of think that Trojan should have paid me some royalties because at that moment, he was the perfect ad for why you should wrap it up.
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    Exactly this. How many Onlyfans subscribers does she have?
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    Great show. I'm definitely in.
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    You're a lousy fucking softball player! Also, work on your spelling because I don't think Penelope, Ted, or Nelson were in this movie.
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    Are you saying that you have no interest in shagging Psaki? C'mon, that can't be right.
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    Serious answer: Dick Cheney Joke answer: Baker Mayfield. I was going to say Manziel here, but he might actually just be a younger Trump.
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    Hey, no judgement here. I saw her out at a bar on Anderson Mill a couple of years ago. My first thought was, "Oh shit, it's fitlump." My second thought was, "Actually, they do look pretty good." My third thought was, "Sure, why not". My fourth thought was despair and guilt for thoughts 2 and 3.
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    It's the optics of it all. Pictures of her getting off Air Force One, meeting with the Cabinet, generals saluting her, etc. It's obviously ridiculous, but it's important. In reality, there is no way to tell if she'll be a good president or not just based on a couple of months' experience. Obviously, she'll be better than Dotard, but I don't need a trial run to tell me that. Sadly, it's like sports debate. At some point, the idea of having a "Heisman moment" went from something that was helpful to something that was necessary. So every football player tried to have that amazing moment in a game. For Harris, looking like a leader and telling her Cabinet what to do about Israel or the economy would be her "Heisman moment".
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    When I first saw the picture, I had to sit there for a second and figure out if it was a Gary Patterson creation or not. That is not OK.
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    Austin FC

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    Yep. And she has gotten better looking over time
  13. HornOnTheBayou
    Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
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    OK, but give the guy a break there. He never realized they could actually get wet. He was confused and he lashed out. It happens.
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    I can't play for shit, but my kid is in.
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    I first encountered those guys while walking down Speedway the fall semester of my freshman year. Two days later, I was waiting for the Campus Loop bus when a homeless guy approached me and explained that Texas could secede from the US any time it wanted to, because the Texas annexation was unconstitutional. It really is incredible that I finished out that year and eventually graduated from our esteemed university.
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    double post
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    Rocky and Marshall were snorting coke off a stripper's tits. Mayor Goodway was taking the high road and telling everyone to tone down the violent rhetoric spreading across Adventure Bay after the attempted assassination of Mayor Humdinger. Humdinger later came out with a statement that because of the Paw Patrol's dereliction of duty, he was going to make sure they were all fired, like .... well, dogs.
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    No one is looking at her lips.
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    If the reports are true that only one gate was open, then that is definitely a venue problem.
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    Did he crumble any crackers in it?
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    You fucking sicko. Admit it, you weren't outside. You were in the basement of a pizza place, weren't you?
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    Manny from Modern Family Craig from Parks and Rec #3 doesn't matter because no one will touch those two
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    This is for all of you who say that schools these days don't teach critical thinking and problem-solving skills. I would say the kids are doing alright.

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