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    Vanilla ice cream brings nothing to the table. It's simply the vehicle that delivers the topping flavor. It's like spaghetti in the way.
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    It makes sense when you consider more choices leads to paralysis. If you offer me ice cream and my only options are chocolate and vanilla, I'm going chocolate 100% of the time, because vanilla is a ridiculous flavor. However, if you offer me vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, then I'm going to have to think on it. I'll choose either chocolate or strawberry, but it'll depend on what mood I'm in at that moment. Now if you're saying it doesn't make sense, because no one in their right mind should ever consider voting for RFK Jr, well then yes, I agree with you.
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    Woah, that's not fair. Sure his CBS show got stale towards the end, but you could argue that Late Night revolutionized TV talk shows. And who doesn't love a good top ten list?
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    This one has been in my head since watching The Fall Guy
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    Dammit, it's dusty in here. Y'all need to watch that. I bet his funeral is going to be one for the ages with stories like that and for hilarious stories like this:
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    What Kyrie said about Jewish people was much, much worse than the flat earth stuff. And the flat earth stuff was bad.
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    Of course it can cross seas. As long as it's nighttime, because you know, sunlight can be an issue.
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    Completely disagree. As you said, the evidence points in only one direction. The planet is getting warmer and both qualitative and quantitative data prove it. Now if you want to talk about the role of the government in solving the problem, then sure, that can be a political discussion. But to argue that climate change is not happening is not politics, it is pure, uncut dumbassery.
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    Finally saw it tonight. I may or may not have done a double fist pump when the Miami Vice theme started.
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    Walton was doing color for a Rockets game and Steve Francis put up a contested three early in the possession that clanged off the front of the rim. Walton said, "That was the worst shot in the history of the franchise." Probably not his best line, but one that made me laugh and stuck with me.
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    If you're practicing for Scotland, shouldn't you be drunk?
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    Rough night, @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand? And, yes, drinking and listening to Black on repeat is the remedy.
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    Why would it become a "political football" unless random people on a Texas message board try to make it one?
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    Well that was a rough morning. I got so desperate for something to do, I actually talked to my wife and kids.
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    Generalissimo Francisco Franco Morgan Spurlock is still dead.
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    Counterpoint: his meme game is strong.
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    My buddies and I did some really stupid shit in our early 20s (and in our late 20s, early 30s, well you get the point), but I can confidently say we never did anything as stupid as attempting a coup in Congo.
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    Eastern Conference all-stars are the new Spinal Tap drummers.
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    Not a bad idea. Then the Detroit and Houston teams could do endorsement deals with adult toy companies to promote a new line of Lady Pistons and Lady Rockets.
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    I may be misremembering but I think I read that Ernie doesn't want to leave Turner. But I'm sure he would be willing to rethink that position if his new paycheck has enough zeroes.
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    This is correct. This is more corret.
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    Sometimes The Onion hits a little too close to reality

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