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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Well, maybe a little chub.
  2. Binged this over the last week or so. It has the most insane, over-the-top plot that is filled with ridiculous holes, but it also has cars that go vroom, good action, and a hot woman with an afro. So, yeah, I'm in.
  3. Not if you're in the Bandera camp.
  4. To paraphrase Yogi Berra, no one posts in those threads anymore. They're too long. And for the record, I agree with you.
  5. That man protected you from the Soviets in the FBI office and the hockey rink, so show a little respect.
  6. Right there with you. I also thought about putting it next to the board where I write announcements, like "Test on Wednesday", because I know students never look at that. But in all seriousness, I cannot in good conscience put this in my classroom. Off the top of my head, in my classes last year I know I had Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, agnostics, and athiests in my classes last year. I am not going to hang up an official sign from the government that says "I am the Lord, your god. You shall have no other gods before me."
  7. I hate to quote myself, but I forgot that Casino Royale also had a fantastic introduction to the fetching Ms. Vesper Lynd.
  8. Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever. But it could be the best if you give some more details.
  9. I don't think so. That guy is sitting upright.
  10. Why were there so many cockroaches?
  11. A Complete Unknown was just last year.
  12. Not a new character obviously, but a new take on an old character.
  13. I don't know where but she sends me there.
  14. HornOnTheBayou replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    Thanks for the rec. I'll watch it this weekend. On a sort of related note, everyone should watch Summer of Soul, another great Questlove doc about a music festival in Harlem in the 60s.
  15. Hey, take it to the Seinfeld thread. This is for Caitlin Clark only.
  16. HornOnTheBayou replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    Stand, you've been sitting much too long There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong Stand, there's a midget standing tall And a giant beside him about to fall
  17. Thank you! @Incredulity and @Anastasis should be treated the same way.
  18. Sir, this is surly, where every thread stays on topic. By the way, anyone have thoughts on BBQ sauce?
  19. The Pacers are witches.
  20. Oh shit! I didn't realize my kid has an account on here. I should clean up my fucking language before I post.
  21. I hope that in his opening press conference he says, "Jet fuel can't melt steel and it can't melt Steelers. We are tough and we are in it to win it."
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