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What should I watch?
Your wife is out of town and you're thinking about watching Steel Magnolias? Huh. Is that going to be before or after your spa day? Make sure to get a nice bottle of rose and some bon-bons to eat while you watch.
Go with Bottle Rocket or Inherent Vice. Much better choices.
2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
A truly amazing backhanded compliment. Are you my mother-in-law?
Texas -- a failed state
Are we talking about an asteroid falling from space? In this case, would the victim be pointing their ass towards the sky or does the asteroid bounce of the ground and then into the victim's anus? Either way,
Snow White (2025)
Congrats, AnimalTobacco. You were able to find someone complaining online.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
You have 90% of the board on ignore?
do you ever yearn?
He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe when the rumors about him transferring start heating up, they can steal the "Wanna get away?" tagline.
JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
Sure, but Ted Cruz showing up in OKC would just negate it JD's power.
Used car -- Austin
Their trade-in offers are pretty good too. I was planning to offload a car last summer and figured I would try to sell it privately since I had some time on my hands. But on a whim, I went to their website and got an offer from them that was about $500 less than what I figured I would get if I tried to sell it myself. I brought it over to Carmax the next day and I figured they would try and lower the offer once they looked at the car. But, nope, they gave me the full offer and I was out of there in about an hour. Nice and easy.
2025 SEC Tournament
Wow that was a hard collision.
Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
She probably got grok to write it.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Polka King Of The Midwest?
Trump’s America
So the school name is false advertising.
Trump’s America
Ha ha, he did that to me too.
NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Completely disagree. Amazing comeback capped off by an insane shot. When else are going to get to do that with Spike Lee in attendance?
NFL 2025 Offseason
There's no extra points or field goals in flag football, so I think he would be OK.
Punchable Face Playoff - CFB Edition
A potential Dabo v Kelly matchup in the final will be one for the ages. The UT/USC of punchable face championships.
Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
How's your cornhole feeling this morning?
The Last of Us coming to HBO
This is Xavier McDaniel erasure. I will not abide any X-Man slander.
Laissez les inmates rouler
They had to crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness. And that was just to get off of Bourbon Street!
Andor
Um, yes, we do. @kingkoopa6, keep doing your thing. It's like a game thread, but with a whole lot less bitching about the tackling.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fat fingers, text-to-speech, or a stroke?
Trump’s America
I'm sure he'll play "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World" next time.
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