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    When she gives that "Get into the bedroom now" look. Oh, most definitely.
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    I don't know. I tried to go see it, but when I called Moviephone, I got the wrong start times. For the record, "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?" might be my favorite Seinfeld line ever. That and "I'm out!"
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    OK, but how does it compare to Sack Lunch?
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    Y'all got off lucky. This happened in my neighborhood.
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    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy. I want a second opinion. You're also lazy
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    Just remember that your precious Asyhlyn was never going to get signed by Real Madrid.
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    Austin FC

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    Nothing off. Just fuckin' Wolff Ball.
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    It's not hyperbole when I say, that may be my favorite Simpsons line ever. Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey... Yes we finally made a monkey... Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
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    His death takes place in the shadow of new life. He's not really dead if we find a way to remember him.
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    Sorry, nope. If the Founding Fathers wanted to take someone's gun away just for threatening an Uber driver, they would have added a clause about ride share drivers into the Constitution.
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    Later Trev Alberts blackmails him and says, "Liuccui, you can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the buyout for Jimbo, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."
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    "Hey everyone, it's great to be here tonight. Oh look, I see HAL 9000 is in the crowd. Everyone give HAL a round of applause. Great guy, did so much for us AI computers. But I tell you, 2001 was so boring that by the end I was hoping he would launch me into space. Ha ha! Am I right, people?"
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    I don't know why y'all ran off immamac's friend like that.
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    LBGTQ

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room

    Because you want to be a librarian and tell kids to hush all day? It's great if you do, but you'll need to also get a beaded necklace for your bifocals.
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    Well sure, but I'm just hoping for anything at this point. Hey Greg, let's start with a bottle of bourbon for every teacher and stop politicizing which bathroom a kid uses at school. After that we can discuss next steps.
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    You talking about the food or the lady? Because I'm thinking both.
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    As a public school teacher in Texas, I would like to be the first to say "Fuck you, Greg Abbott." Clearly, he doesn't care about teachers because if he did, he would stop holding funding hostage to please some West Texas theocrats. But honestly, I would forgive the lack of a pay raise if he promised to stop promoting policies that hurt my students of color, my LGBTQ+ students, my non-Christian students, oh, and also my female students. If you add all of those groups up, they comprise about 95% of the students in my classroom. So fuck you, Greg Abbott, for demonizing 95% of my students, who I love like my own kids, and then turn around and use me as a political prop for a goddamn tweet.
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    I spent a lot of time in SLC for work, but that was all before Covid, so I don't know what's changed. There are surprisingly some really nice breweries downtown. The Beer Hive is a great beer bar. Just pay attention to the idiotic alcohol laws there. Bottled beer can be any ABV, but draft has to be below 3% (or somewhere around there). Lots of nice hiking trails close to the city. Ensign Peak is a nice one and it's a five-minute Uber drive away from downtown. Park City is a beautiful area.
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    Wood
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    Icono and The Deacon don't mind it all.
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    You think high schoolers are choosing where to go to college based on which states had fewer Covid protections? That's asinine.
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    A rule after graduation?
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    Only one sitcom has Starburns. Therefore, I'm choosing Community.
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    Yep. Especially if we get Roundball Rock back.

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