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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. So your behavior and academic aptitude when you're 14 should determine the rest of your life? Fuck that.
  2. How about naming it after the first recipient? The HornOnTheBayou Junior Scholarship for Academic Achievement sounds great. And thanks again for the million bucks! We really appreciate it!
  3. Half of that statement is true.
  4. Great steal and goal by Bukari!
  5. Definitely not #5. I'm not sitting on any cushioned seat near Vance.
  6. In and paid. Ready to go out in week 2 on a tie!
  7. So Colt will be wearing a MAGA hat on his first NBC broadcast?
  8. I made the mistake of walking outside. It's hotter than Satan's ballsack out there.
  9. Integers lead to talk about sex. I don't want my kid coming home and asking me what number comes between 68 and 70. And what happens when he learns what 58008 spells upside down on a calculator? It's a slippery slope from numbers to sexual perversions. Math is the devil's work.
  10. I would be OK with Trump being the first to fly in one of Boeing's new models.
  11. Well the root problem is mental health, so I'm sure we will be completely funding mental health programs any minute now.
  12. Bump. I just didn't want this thread to fall off the third page.
  13. We had to say goodbye to our yellow lab two weeks ago. This page is making me feel, well, a lot of things. But #1 is we need a dog lover in the White House instead someone who makes "dog" an insult. I mean, I have a long list of why Trump shouldn't be president, but that might be in the top ten of my reasons.
  14. If South Austin's mom was the first woman, there would be 20 billion people on this earth, not 8.
  15. What do you think led me to use her name?
  16. A president eating junk food?!? I can't even imagine.
  17. I am absolutely shocked that your first prediction was wrong.
  18. I was just about to make the switch from YTTV to Fubo so I could have the RSNs to watch the Astros and Rangers. Then I realized that Fubo doesn't have TBS or TNT. The hell is that?
  19. If by some miracle this guy actually wins, he's going to be the new Sinema or Manchen, right?
  20. If I get a billion dollars and a twelve-inch dick, I don't even need to be a movie star to bed Sydney Sweeney. This is the way to victory.
  21. When I first heard about Breaking Bad, I thought it was insanely stupid that the goofy dad from Malcolm in the Middle and the Jewish dentist from Seinfeld was going to play a teacher turned drug dealer in a drama. I guess I was wrong.
  22. I didn't think it was possible to have a celebrity lineup worse than the GQP's. I was mistaken.
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