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    Way to crack the case, Sherlock.
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    I really want to say that Arrested Development is the GOAT sitcom. The first three seasons really are funnier than any three-season stretch of any show ever. But the newer seasons were absolutely awful and Lobo is right that three seasons just can't compete with 7 seasons of Veep or 12 seasons of Curb.
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    Are we seriously still arguing about face masks and tents? We all agree that restrictions on tents on the South Mall or masks while protesting are reasonable. OK, so fine anyone who has a tent or who is wearing a mask. Write them a ticket and let them know that if it happens again tomorrow, there will be another fine. It's not hard. Any LEO can do it. You don't need to send in the SWAT team for someone who wore a mask while pitching a tent.
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    I would hope not with your user name and all.
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    Sounds like your computer isn't working. You should shoot it.
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    Does this mean I can't saw "jewbies" anymore? Should I say "breasts of Jewish heritage"?
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    Or people who didn't want to go to the wedding and just said the invite "must of gotten lost in the mail".
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    I'm really surprised by how many people loved the finale. I thought it was really rushed. I understand the problem of trying to cram this story into ten episodes, but it really distracted from the ending. Overall, still an incredible series and one I will definitely re-watch a couple of times.
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    I'm thinking about the teachers in my hallway and which ones I would trust to handle a firearm in a crisis. And the answer is none of them. But on the positive side, I bet if I start flashing my piece, more students will turn in their homework.
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    Claiming that a plus for Reno is it's only 90 minutes from Sacramento is definitely an opinion. I have spent way too much time in Sacramento for work over the years. The food scene there is very properly rated, in that it is terrible and everyone is aware of it.
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    That was going to be the name of my erotic John Grisham fan fic.
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    I dunno. You need a new glasses prescription?
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    I have figured out the solution to all of the world's problems. @TKthunder2 will go on radio, television, and the internet and explain female fertility to all listeners. Yes, a man will explain the female reproductive system to everyone, including women. Anyone see any problems with this?
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    Sorry, that one is my fault. She told me to shoot it on her tits, but my aim was a bit off.
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    Couldn't decide if this should go here or in the Champions League thread.
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    Punt until next year. The Lakers, as currently constructed, reached their peak this year. They're not getting more minutes out of AD and Lebron next year. And this year's draft is weak (at least that's what I keep hearing, I haven't paid attention to it much at all). Fair. Although I would have made the Kardashians joke, since we're specifically talking about NBA players getting in.
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    For sure. Especially since the basketball HOF lets everyone in.
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    In Russia, toe with nail polish gets you by three o'clock this afternoon.
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    If the stories about Trump's odor are true, that would actually explain the number of big, strong men out of central casting that have tears in their eyes when they are near him.
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    Haven't seen the movie, but the book is incredible. But I worry that the movie would lean too heavy into the "torture porn" part of the story and not focus on the philosophical/religious aspects which make the book so good.
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    Art Briles thinks that if the kid didn't want to get hit by a car, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
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    Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human.
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    Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious.
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    The other day I saw video of Emily Blunt almost exactly saying, "I want to have sex with HornOnTheBayou." Of course, so-called "fact checkers" will try to point out that she was playing a character in a movie and that she said her co-star's name, and not HornOnTheBayou. But we all really know what she meant. And for some reason, the lamestream media still won't report on it!

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