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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Rocky and Marshall were snorting coke off a stripper's tits. Mayor Goodway was taking the high road and telling everyone to tone down the violent rhetoric spreading across Adventure Bay after the attempted assassination of Mayor Humdinger. Humdinger later came out with a statement that because of the Paw Patrol's dereliction of duty, he was going to make sure they were all fired, like .... well, dogs.
  2. No one is looking at her lips.
  3. If the reports are true that only one gate was open, then that is definitely a venue problem.
  4. Did he crumble any crackers in it?
  5. You fucking sicko. Admit it, you weren't outside. You were in the basement of a pizza place, weren't you?
  6. Manny from Modern Family Craig from Parks and Rec #3 doesn't matter because no one will touch those two
  7. This is for all of you who say that schools these days don't teach critical thinking and problem-solving skills. I would say the kids are doing alright.
  8. Sure. Didn't you hear about overtime? Once Trump gets rid of those onerous overtime payment laws, corporations are going to start spending money to make sure their employees have free child care, paid maternity/paternity leave, top-of-the-line health care, and a water park on site to enjoy during lunch breaks.
  9. Yeah, y'all stop being such meanie-pants or he'll have no choice but to vote for Trump.
  10. I have no idea what any of this means.
  11. It didn't take place at an airport, but it is relevant: "Next thing you know, you'll be driving him to the airport." "I'm not driving him to the airport!"
  12. This sounds like a Kirk Ferentz origin story.
  13. Does no one proofread their shit for punctuation and capitalization errors?
  14. He could handle the wolves. As long as they don't charge him.
  15. Little Woodrows would be good. And you can grab a burger from Rodeo Goat before the match.
  16. What part of town? Although it's hard to predict which places will have crowds with everyone dealing with Beryl aftermath.
  17. Bodega is fantastic. That area of Central Avenue has a ton of great restaurants/bars. And it's very walkable.
  18. In a world where Fitlump became a city councilwoman, I can see Josh Wolff becoming the head coach of the USMNT.
  19. Dude, be very careful. That is some "cursed monkey paw" shit you're saying right there.
  20. That's been my other problem with this season. In the last episode, the Jewish space laser rant, "The female body has ways of rejecting pregnancy if it's an actual rape", and the politician who "can't be alone with any woman who isn't his wife (or mistress)" are actual things that have been said by politicians on a certain side of the political spectrum in this country in the last couple of years. But I can't blame the show writers for that. It's hard to write satire when reality is so ridiculous.
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