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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Alanis Morissette singing the Canadian anthem in an American stadium? That is not what I expected. Has Alanis Morissette ever sung a song about other unexpected things?
  2. He fucked me, then he fucked me. What is he trying to do, fuck me?
  3. Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
  4. Yep. Bonhoeffer was a legit badass and his story should be told. But this movie is definitely not going to do that. I'm not a Christian, but The Cost of Discipleship is an incredible book. If Christians today did their best to follow Bonhoeffer's example, the world would be a better place.
  5. A lot of people are saying it was the best adultery.
  6. No fucking way. I live off Mopac and outside of rush hour, I rarely have issues. 35 is a permanent parking lot downtown and in Round Rock.
  7. Wow. The kids who walk on your lawn this afternoon are definitely gonna get a talking-to.
  8. Well that has a lot to do with the weather.
  9. Using Jonah for intelligence is like using a croissant for a dildo. It doesn’t get the job done, and it makes a fucking mess!
  10. On a Southwest flight this afternoon and as we're boarding, the flight attendants are telling us that the flight is not even half-full, so everyone will have plenty of room. I grab the window seat in the first empty row I see. One row in front of me are two quite attractive young ladies. The last guy to board is a rather obese, middle-aged man (not sure what his surly handle is) and he plops himself down right in between these two women. The women try to tell him that there are plenty of seats on the plane and they don't have to have three in a row, but he tells them he's cool with the middle seat. The woman in the window seat finally gets up angry as hell and sits in the aisle seat next to me. I'm not exactly sure how this guy saw the whole scenario playing out in his head, but as Michael Scott once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
  11. Dammit, that was going to be my response. Asshole.
  12. Get the fuck over yourself
  13. Son, we live in a world that has offices, and those offices have to be built by men with power strips and desks. Who's gonna do it? You? My office cube, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves productivity hours. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at your "at-home work space", you want me in that office -- you need me in that office. We use words like "break room," "copiers," "meeting spaces." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent in a LED-lit building with co-workers. You use them as a punch line.
  14. Do the words "mandatory" and "choice" have different meanings in her language?
  15. This is the issue right here.
  16. That and the fact that Putin has kompromat on every Republican through the NRA.
  17. Yep, username fits.
  18. No one likes a braggart.
  19. 5, 1, 3, 4 2, x Easiest captcha ever
  20. Twitter question: I've used instapaper to save links to articles that I see on twitter that I want to read later. But lately it's been working for fewer and fewer sites. Is there something better I should be using? Basically I want Twitter to look like Google Reader circa 2011, when the internet was perfect.
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