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  1. HornOnTheBayou
    I'm not exactly sure what happened, but I saw something on Pels twitter about Stephen A going off on Zion this morning for being fat, lazy, etc again.
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    Somehow, I think they'll be fine. I'm not going to lose sleep worrying if State Farm can make enough profit to keep the lights on.
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    Put me down as not happening just because the odds are so long. Winning in the playoffs is hard in any sport. It's a crap shoot where injuries and luck play a huge role. The NBA is probably better than most leagues (college and pro), because the "better team" usually ends up winning the title, but it's not guaranteed. With MJ, the Bulls would have been the clear favorites at the beginning of each of those playoffs, but that doesn't mean they would have won both.
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    Ex in Canada? Riiiiight.
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    How are you going to do that without a functioning cell phone? I don't have any hard copies of newspapers or magazines, so I am literally shit out of luck.
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    And the bathroom lines for the LSU/UT game last time were insane. Plan accordingly.
  7. HornOnTheBayou
    Rewatching season 3 now. "Yo, does the chair know that we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"
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    They read. I read. Books, Jerry, they read books. Oh.
  9. HornOnTheBayou
    Great episode. The whole "Oh, it's your father-in-law. I thought it was your father" conversation had me in tears.
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    I saw her live and figured some degenerate on surly would screenshot it. Well done.
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    If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.
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    Austin FC

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    New kit. I like it a lot.
  14. HornOnTheBayou
    You sure? I have always been told that you are supposed to take it right into the zone of danger. Ride into the zone of danger.
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    I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
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    I got the same text today. I replied back with "Fuck you, you fucking fascist"
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    I understand the complaints about the episode, but I don't agree with them. Larry becomes a hero in Georgia. Then he's staying at a house with a black lawn jockey. Everyone knew exactly where the episode was headed. But it was still a damn hilarious journey along the way. Same with him using the bathroom at the store where Jeff is going to return the item.
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    I drove past there on the way to dinner. I swear every cop car, ambulance, and fire truck in the city were in the parking lot. And, you're going to be shocked by this, but Mopac was backed up for miles. Are we assuming someone was having a heart attack and tried to drive themselves to the ER?
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    I've been running the numbers all week, doing all the research, and I've decided I'm going to do a two-game teaser taking Kansas City to +8.5 and Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl to -1.5.
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    It was Paganini. Look, this is my story, okay? Then tell it right. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.
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    Tits?!? I don't think anything of that nature has ever been discussed on this message board.
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    Except that CBS is not doing that at all
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    Yes, I understand that. What I was saying is that I have noticed most people I talk to in my day-to-day life or pundits on TV are picking the Chiefs so I would expect the majority of bettors to also be picking the Chiefs. However, the line has really not moved. So that tells me that the people picking KC are mainly small bettors and those picking SF are big bettors, who probably have a better idea of what they are doing. Simply an observation.
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    Everyone and their mother thinks KC is going to win, but Vegas still has the Niners as favorites. I don't know what's going on, but I'm going to side with the guys who make enough billions each year to sustain a massive tourist mecca in the middle of the desert. SF wins 21-17.
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    Maybe they'll announce it later so it doesn't look like they're pushing him out the door with Saban. All I know is Corso has to go. It's painful watching him these days.

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