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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Sure, but I'll beat them all with speed. There's a reason they call me "The Fastest Hands in the West".
  2. The league is clearly rigging this shit. That dog's tail crossed the plane of the goal line, but they said no score. Absolute bullshit. The Team Ruff coach needs to bring this up in his press conference. Hey coach, I'll start a fund to pay your fine!
  3. Did the posts from the football board really get moved over here? What a bunch of snowflake bitches.
  4. This puppy bowl is intense. But I really need Team Ruff to pick up the pace. I parlayed the Chiefs ML with Ruff -2.
  5. Hulu
  6. I've been a huge Shaq fan since he was at LSU, but
  7. That's a beautiful thought. I wish our governor would take it to heart when dealing with women, non-Christians, LGBTQ people, minorities, public school students, and the poor. When he does that, I'll stop mocking him.
  8. Why are they throwing a Super Bowl party in a city where and on a day when the game is not happening? Are they going to have a CFP party in College Station in June?
  9. OK, maybe not the face, but she is a major part of the company as we saw at the banquet where she was promoting a book and giving the keynote address.
  10. Yep, there is definitely some mopery afoot.
  11. Outie Mark would have to know who Helly Egan is, right? She's the face of this insane multi-national corporation/empire that he works for. It would be like working for Tesla and not knowing who Elon Musk is.
  12. Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit.
  13. There were court cases in the Louisiana parish I grew up in until the early 2000s still litigating Brown. The first time my wife (then girlfriend) went to meet my parents she saw the newspaper and said, "Y'all still haven't segregated schools here?"
  14. What I would do to see someone go all Preston Brooks on Ted Cruz's ass.
  15. They're the largest mammal, but as George says, "They don't have to be."
  16. We really need the media to start reporting like this:
  17. 90% of this board is already there.
  18. If you look closely at the videos, you can see that they blew up the Chicken Man. They blew up his house too.
  19. Every sport should have a ref in the press box looking at monitors. They can radio down to a ref on the field/court immediately to confirm/overturn a call.
  20. 10 minute quarters followed by a 10 point Elam ending. You only get one timeout during the Elam ending. That would dramatically speed up the end of the game.
  21. I just assumed that's why Clarence Thomas is going to eventually overturn Loving v Virginia. "Sorry, babe, the rest of the judges say we can't be married anymore. Oh well."
  22. Yep, this is what my students say also.
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