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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Outie Mark would have to know who Helly Egan is, right? She's the face of this insane multi-national corporation/empire that he works for. It would be like working for Tesla and not knowing who Elon Musk is.
  2. Defrauding an innkeeper? Now he's in some serious shit.
  3. There were court cases in the Louisiana parish I grew up in until the early 2000s still litigating Brown. The first time my wife (then girlfriend) went to meet my parents she saw the newspaper and said, "Y'all still haven't segregated schools here?"
  4. What I would do to see someone go all Preston Brooks on Ted Cruz's ass.
  5. They're the largest mammal, but as George says, "They don't have to be."
  6. We really need the media to start reporting like this:
  7. 90% of this board is already there.
  8. If you look closely at the videos, you can see that they blew up the Chicken Man. They blew up his house too.
  9. Every sport should have a ref in the press box looking at monitors. They can radio down to a ref on the field/court immediately to confirm/overturn a call.
  10. 10 minute quarters followed by a 10 point Elam ending. You only get one timeout during the Elam ending. That would dramatically speed up the end of the game.
  11. I just assumed that's why Clarence Thomas is going to eventually overturn Loving v Virginia. "Sorry, babe, the rest of the judges say we can't be married anymore. Oh well."
  12. Yep, this is what my students say also.
  13. "I think Stephen McGee was a better quarterback than Vince Young." "Why do you think that? VY set multiple school records and led the Longhorns to a national championship. McGee never did any of those things at A&M." "Ugh, it's pointless to talk to y'all in this echo chamber. No one listens to reason any more!"
  14. The doctors thought he had a fever that wouldn't go away, but it was just hot legs.
  15. "I just discovered something better than conjugal visit sex .... fugitive sex!"
  16. Yep. One of the pastors is an old family friend. She's a badass.
  17. OK, let me rephrase: no one should be basing any decisions, football or non-football related, on anything Tom Brady says in the Fox booth.
  18. I agree that Brady should not be in the booth, but it's because he sucks. No team is basing hiring decisions on what Brady says in the Fox booth.
  19. Finally got around to seeing this today. I'm a big Dylan fan, so take this with a grain of salt, but I thought it was one of the best movies I've seen in a while. Chalamet did an amazing job with the role. It would have been easy to do the cartoonish caricature of Dylan, like Rami Malek did with Freddy Mercury, but Chalamet played it perfectly. Ed Norton was fantastic too.
  20. Yeah, Irv is the one I'm most curious about now. The paintings of the elevator Ms. Casey went down, the list of severed employees in his house, the pay phone call when he said "My innie got the message", and the fact that he played it really cool when Milchick came to his house.
  21. It just dawned on me that Mike Myers has the same reaction in that scene as when he stood next to Kanye saying, "George Bush hates black people".
  22. If he hears this, he's going to write an EO repealing the law of gravity. "It's a hoax, water flows up and down. Lots of people don't know that. Liberal science elitists are trying to hide that from you. Just like they hide windmill cancer."
  23. It's your obituary. Just write whatever you want. But do make sure you proofread it well.
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