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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Dak Prescott is going to die in that game. NBC really should show a warning before it starts.
  2. We've been doing that in Texas for awhile now, so what's the catch?
  3. That's fair. I just loved those two posts back-to-back.
  4. Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day. The next post says "Hold my beer"
  5. It's not my favorite song necessarily, but She's a Rainbow needs more love.
  6. God promises to take all of them? I think I'm cool with that.
  7. Is Red Zone the greatest invention in human history? I have to say yes.
  8. This is amazing.
  9. Honky Tonk Women She had to heave me right across her shoulder 'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind
  10. Surely there will be some upsets tomorrow. Way too many of you assholes still alive in this.
  11. Had a great time at the show last night. "Why don't you fucking sing about it?"
  12. Alright, alright, alright
  13. But how can I watch v9 if I haven't seen all of the other Back Door Slut movies? I don't have the time to dedicate to a whole other franchise with its own cinematic universe. But if I start right in with v9, I am going to be completely lost. Why is the cable guy still at the house after fixing the cable? What is his motivation? Why does the pizza guy say the pizza has extra sausage when it's clearly a vegetarian pie? Surely that was explained in an earlier installment, but I don't have time to watch all of those and scour the internet for easter eggs.
  14. Had to fire up All the President's Men last night. "You're both paranoid. She's afraid of John Mitchell, and you're afraid of Walter Cronkite."
  15. I usually don't like shows/movies about Hollywood because I hate navel gazing, but the premiere with Scorsese is amazing. When he said he wanted to do a biopic of Jim Jones, I was in tears laughing. And The Oner was greatness.
  16. But seriously, should I watch this show? I was at the gym a month ago and needed something to watch while I was on the treadmill. I landed on this and after about 20 minutes, I was ready to bawl my eyes out thinking about my two teenage boys (and also because I'm a fatass who is terrible at cardio). I haven't watched it since.
  17. Do you want Mackenzie Kelly as your country's leader? Because that's how you get ......... wait a minute, actually, and I can't believe I'm saying this, at this moment I do want Mackenzie Kelly as my country's leader.
  18. But the girl is real, right? If not, I'm going to feel at least 40% more shame than usual.
  19. In @Brisketexan's defense, 1000 words is just a mere aside for him. Also, fuck you.
  20. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain?
  21. Also known as the "Mommy and Daddy are going to watch a movie, so y'all just go play with friends or something. Here's some money for pizza" genre of movie.
  22. That kicker right now
  23. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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