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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. If you're practicing for Scotland, shouldn't you be drunk?
  2. Rough night, @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand? And, yes, drinking and listening to Black on repeat is the remedy.
  3. Why would it become a "political football" unless random people on a Texas message board try to make it one?
  4. Well that was a rough morning. I got so desperate for something to do, I actually talked to my wife and kids.
  5. Generalissimo Francisco Franco Morgan Spurlock is still dead.
  6. Counterpoint: his meme game is strong.
  7. My buddies and I did some really stupid shit in our early 20s (and in our late 20s, early 30s, well you get the point), but I can confidently say we never did anything as stupid as attempting a coup in Congo.
  8. Eastern Conference all-stars are the new Spinal Tap drummers.
  9. Not a bad idea. Then the Detroit and Houston teams could do endorsement deals with adult toy companies to promote a new line of Lady Pistons and Lady Rockets.
  10. I may be misremembering but I think I read that Ernie doesn't want to leave Turner. But I'm sure he would be willing to rethink that position if his new paycheck has enough zeroes.
  11. This is correct. This is more corret.
  12. Sometimes The Onion hits a little too close to reality
  13. Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. No, there's less.
  14. I just want to thank the City of Austin for sending me a text in English this morning warning me that it would be hot today followed by the same text in Spanish ten minutes later. I had planned on sitting outside in a parka all afternoon, but I might rethink that plan. Are we going to get these texts every day until September?
  15. My first thought was, "I would love to watch Barkley and Shaq go off on the A&M band and yell leaders". But then I realized it said playoff games and not "minor bowl games before Christmas" and got a sad.
  16. Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month?
  17. This is the main issue. The Patriots upsetting the Rams to win their first Super Bowl with a rookie QB was cool. The Red Sox finally defeating the Yankees with an amazing comeback and then winning the World Series for the first time in forever was cool. Then the Boston teams kept winning, Bill Simmons became a douchebag, and the rest is history.
  18. Since neither of us are lawyers, I'll leave it up to the surly ambulance chasers to figure out the best way to change a minor's name. In the meantime, @NaTeWHO, I am a high school teacher and I do have experience in navigating name changes in a school environment. Hit me up if you need guidance there.
  19. Dude, read the fucking room. School is not the issue. School is just where the issue manifests itself. Bottom line, the kid doesn't want to share his name with a POS. And on a practical level, in the next five years or so, he's probably going to be getting a driver's license, taking the SAT, applying to colleges, and getting a job. All of those have a ridiculous amount of bureaucratic red tape that will be much easier to deal with if the name issue is taken care of.
  20. Not to derail this thread, but we need to circle back to this. Are you also a Red Sox and Yankees fan? Do you cheer for Duke and North Carolina? When you watch Star Wars, do you support the Rebels, but also understand the viewpoint of the Empire?
  21. Just when I think this piece of shit couldn't shock me ...
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