HornOnTheBayou

At least you didn't pick Florida St. I don't know what kind of dumbass would do that. Thanks for running everything!

On a somewhat related topic, has the Knigga thread run its course? It's an unfortunate last name for a white kid and the idea of announcers trying to not mispronounce his name is objectively hilarious. But it seems like the thread is now just people trying to be edgy, but toe the line without saying the actual word.

Phew, thank goodness for that explanation. Hey y'all, nothing to worry about with school shootings anymore. It was just a hunting accident. President Trump is right, we can just get over this one now.

They didn't commit treason, they just ran out of patriotism.

My thoughts and prayers are with Mr. LaPierre. There, that should take care of the problem.

I know that "Henchmen have no aim" is a trope in every action movie/show, but wow, last night's episode really took the cake for worst shooting by the bad guys ever.

Excellent point. And you kinda hit on the other thing about our present situation that really pisses me off. "It's politics. Don't take it personally. Reasonable people can disagree." OK, yes, reasonable people can disagree on political topics. If you think we should go to a "Medicare for all" healthcare system and I think we should just spend more money to expand Obamacare, well those are both respectable positions that can be supported with logic and facts and we can have a rational debate. But notice that both positions start with the idea that everyone should have access to affordable health care. If you start with the idea that we as a society should be trying to help everyone, especially marginalized groups, then even if we come to different conclusions, we can still reasonably disagree. But if you start with a position of demonizing immigrants, LGBTQ teens, or any other marginalized group, then, no, we are not going to reasonably disagree and yes, I will take it personally. Because as @Brisketexan, that makes you an asshole. Same goes for if you start with insane conspiracy theories like microchips in vaccines or pedophile rings out of pizza parlors.

Andre Rison will be setting up a gofundme to help Hill with expenses.

Why would this story belong on a politics board? It's about a famous football player who is in the news for accusing a well-known comedian of being a pedophile. I don't see anything political about it. Unless you can point me to a post where someone discussed negotiations on the federal budget. Or did I miss a discussion about local zoning ordinances? I mean those would be political discussions.

He's like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie.

Are you being obtuse on purpose or did you not see the video?

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel is upset for publically being accused of child molestation, as most normal people would be. I'm not sure I understand why that is funny or rich.

And now we have Aaron Rodgers promoting Qanon conspiracies on ESPN. I'm sure Disney is thrilled Rogers is attacking one of their top stars.

Thank you for offering to save the seat for us for five hours. That's a very generous offer, but I promise that is about 4 hours, 58 minutes, and 20 seconds longer than we'll be gone.

If you're going to mention a different bowl game, you could have at least said, "I jumped out of bed this morning like I popped out of a toaster. But now I feel like I've had my skin eaten off of me and I've been left on the floor to slowly die."

Pretty much my sentiments. My son kinda took it pretty hard though. "House money" and what have you for me, but J Witt has been his favorite player for two years plus. Having him go out like that so close; sucks Watching my kid being pissed about it is way worse than anything I'm feeling. I'm like most where I figured we were playing with house money, so I'm OK with losing that game, because Lord knows I've seen worse. And I'm a gentleman, so I won't mention those games I am still pissed about, unlike others on this thread.

Wait, I need something clarified. @Homercles, did you return the $400 tree or the $300 one? If you returned the $400 tree and got $400 back, then that's cool. If Costco is OK with you returning it after Christmas, then that's on them. If you returned a $300 tree and got $400 back, then that's a problem.

This is terrible logic. It's the equivalent of, "Last week, the anti-theft alarms at HEB were broken, so I grabbed two twelve-packs of beer off the shelf and walked right out without paying. No one even tried to stop me! I'm now a loyal HEB customer for life!" Damn all of you for making me agree with @slorch.

I'm getting heartburn just looking at that. So, nice work.

Disagree. The PB to J ratio should be 1 to 2, minimum. A little bit of peanut butter goes a long way. But that white bread with no crust looks niiiiiice.

I'm a couple of episodes into the new season. Pretty good so far. I'm looking forward to the finale where Camille and Cameron explore their desires for each other. And if Keila wants to play a role in it, I wouldn't complain.

If anyone can pull off the grandmother/granddaughter threesome, it's Kurt Russell.