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    A couple of years ago, I presented at a conference in Lexington. At the happy hour, I started to talking to some of the participants and one of them told me that their dad was a war hero who graduated from UK in 1949. He had enough money to buy either season football or basketball tickets, but not enough for both. In the participant's words, "He chose football. I have been paying for that choice my whole life."
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    Are these for sale? I would be more than happy to plant them around my neighborhood during my runs.
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    An "obscure sexual situation, forgotten"? Oh, no. I binged the last three seasons of this train wreck. There better be a big payoff on the end or I will be pissed. Get the original showrunners back for the last season. I want something new and original. I want the CSI guys to look at the dead body and ask, "You can die from that?"
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    Dude, everyone knows the guy from the REM song. I'm just surprised they made a movie about him.
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    Can I still say, "Nice cock" to coworkers in the company bathroom or are the Cancel Police going to come after me next?
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    Does Double Dave's still do a buffet? I know they took it away during Covid, but I took my kid to the one by our house (on Metric) last year and they didn't have it.
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    Today, we are all @RamjetFDO.
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    Cons of this episode: needs more focus on the government conspiracy part Pros of this episode: lesbian teachers; I don't feel tardy.
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    Don't most ATMs have a $200 limit? Or am I going to the wrong ATMs?
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    It's not an everyday item there. They're just doing a bunch of specials this month for Christmas.
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    In and paid. LFG.
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    Why don't you ask the client? I assume you did ask them if it was OK to post pictures of their house, right? You could have just asked them what that thing is in the same conversation.
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    Hopefully Kong and Godzilla hug on the beach after an intense training montage.
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    @RamjetFDO is right. Name another player who caught every pass thrown at him for a touchdown this year.
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    Daniels is a -1400 favorite. It's over.
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    Don't sleep on grandma either. So hot.
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    That makes sense, but you're losing your shot at glory. Remember, banners hang forever and my Pelicans are about to raise a "Western Conference Group B Winner" banner and should be following it up soon with an "In-Season Tournament Champ" one. This is the stuff dreams are made of. I'll be telling my grandchildren about this one day.
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    I am going to disrespectfully disagree with the OP. The committee is not going to keep UT out of the championship game. We're headed to Houston no matter if we score more points than Washington or not.
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    Hell, Pflugerville High would pfuck them pfully.
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    Captain Pablo charged us $2. But it was our honeymoon and we were dreamin like the end was not in site.

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