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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Dammit, this one really hurts. I hate to see it. Because I took over 84 years old at death and parlayed it with Astros -140 in tomorrow's game.
  2. But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday To be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine
  3. If Helo says the game is at 2:30, I'll just assume it's getting moved to Tuesday.
  4. She looks like a more attractive Judy Greer in this picture. And I'm a big fan of Judy Greer.
  5. Wait, what?!? What happened to Lowe? Love that guy's podcast.
  6. We have an exchange student from Spain staying with us. He and 20 other Spanish teens and two teachers are flying from Austin to Madrid with a layover in Atlanta Friday morning. They're not making that connection on time, right?
  7. Sure, but it's still dumb. If travel costs are that much of a burden, then just play all three games at the higher seed's gym.
  8. Yes. It's idiotic.
  9. I'll give him a little bit more credit than that. In a year or two, I think he'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
  10. Y'all better bring this same photoshop energy and creativity during OU week.
  11. Actually, he is right. It is getting late in the election and voting has already started. So that means it's too late for Nebraska to change their laws on EC votes, right?
  12. You don't care about our answers, you just wanted an excuse to post that video again. You're not fooling anybody. But I'll answer your question anyway and say I like it like it is. No reason for another stoppage of play, just keep going.
  13. The fact that Isaac Okoro was the subject of the last Woj Bomb will make for an interesting bit of bar trivia years from now.
  14. Sadly, I think they are.
  15. There's too much insanity in this post to cover right now, but I would like to point out that the government does limit access to bombs and to who can drive cars. And that is a good thing. I hope that they continue to do that.
  16. I'll need to see pics of the secretaries to be sure, but it sounds like this guy has it all figured out.
  17. Holy shit. I just realized that if the Horns do win the championship this year, they could be the first team to visit Kamala in the White House.
  18. No photos on the golf course. Us mere mortals would not be able to comprehend how he shot a -10* on the front nine. *It would have been -19. but Dear Leader shot three balls into the woods trying to chase Antifa and Haitian immigrants. Also, the sand trap on 4 is clearly woke.
  19. I'm going to follow the advice of this thread and put all my money on ULM -48. I don't see any way we keep up with this juggernaut when we're stuck with our backup QB (who is from Louisiana by the way, just saying). I just hope that the entire university doesn't get swallowed up into the UL system and we become UL-Austin. Because that it is a distinct possibility.
  20. 4 strokes for Trump the Club Champion. 3 if one of the holes is just a par 4.
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