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    And so you could have some crab dip.
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    RIP to the cat who won't cop out when danger is all about.
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    @Juicy thinks to himself, "OK, maybe Cowherd won't persuade them. But if I add in Travis and Finebaum, then they'll agree with me." Idiot.
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    The spring game does count if your team's website marks it as a win. It's the Aggie Rule.
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    I'm going to Lockhart tomorrow for my kid's soccer game. I haven't been there in years, so where should I go for lunch? Is Kreuz's still #1 there?
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    Arr, tis a remorseless eating machine. He's more stomach than man.
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    Yep, my thought watching it live was, "How the fuck do you not catch it? ....... oh wait, right I forgot, cancer survivor." Yes. I wasn't thrilled about the signing, but I figured he would be fine with our defense and the rest of the talent around him on offense. I was mistaken. He's not an upgrade from Winston, but costs a shitload more.
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    We should have cloned Drew Brees back in 2008 when we had the chance.
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    I drove down Airport the other day and saw two homeless people fucking each other. Gal was going reverse cowgirl on the guy right on the sidewalk. So if you live in Mueller, you've got that going for you. Which is nice.
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    Maybe he could pull a quarter out of Jordan's ear to win him over?
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    Yep. We're in the "As 5th grade class president I will abolish homework and provide free ice cream at lunch every day" stage of negotiations.
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    Don't let him fool you. Behind the big words, he is really dumb foolish ludicrous fatuous vacuous.
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    Yep. There have been plenty of times when I've thought of something to post, but then I find @aggie08 already posted it in a much more succinct and entertaining way than I could have. Damn sheepfucker.
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    I heard the sun got totally blocked for a while in San Antonio today. I assume Wemby was practicing outside.
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    Fine, I'll take the Ducks and the points against the Huskies this afternoon.
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    Well done. I can see you are trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
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    Saw it tonight. I had seen clips on Youtube through the years, but never the whole thing at one time. Holy shit, that was amazing.
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    That's weird. I thought the shadows meant the Astros wouldn't be able to hit.
  21. HornOnTheBayou
    I went for a run around the neighborhood this morning in a long-sleeve tee.
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    If you're like me, you scrolled by that tweet and thought "Ha ha. I bet Trump talked about some bad guy who loves him, but certainly he didn't mention Hannibal Lecter. That's just an exaggeration." Well, friend, you are wrong because he actually talked about Hannibal Lecter as if he was a real person who loves Donald Trump.
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    Does he fix the cable?
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    Did she just smile and give you a vegemite sandwich?
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