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  1. HornOnTheBayou
    Damn. I just figured he would sack the Grim Reaper and live forever.
  2. HornOnTheBayou
    More like I-suck-eles if you ask me. Am I right?
  3. HornOnTheBayou
    Hmm, I really need these guys to like and respect me, but how can I do it? I know, I'll defend the racist troll! That'll do the trick!
  4. HornOnTheBayou
    We're 72 hours away from the OU game. Do you think I'm doing any actual teaching this week?!?
  5. HornOnTheBayou
    Try being in a classroom with 32 high schoolers. 1/4 phones went off at 1:17. After those were done, another 1/4 went off at 1:18, followed by the rest at 1:19. Good times.
  6. HornOnTheBayou
    All my alert said was "It's 1:18 PM and OU still sucks."
  7. HornOnTheBayou
    Let's not jump to any hasty conclusions. There's always two sides to every story. Well, in this case, I guess there's three.
  8. HornOnTheBayou
    Now I'm imagining Sela serving me a post-coital taco. I'll be right ba... nevermind, I'm done.
  9. HornOnTheBayou
    BV thinks this summer hasn't been so bad.
  10. HornOnTheBayou
    MTV is clearly the new Qanon plan to reinstall President Trump in the Oval Office. Think about it, Q followers have figured out that JFK Jr is not coming back. But what if Kennedy the VJ did? She becomes Speaker of the House, vacates Trump's impeachments, changes the J6 vote, Trump is back in power. Nice and simple.
  11. HornOnTheBayou
    Welp, youporn is blocked on my phone, but not my laptop. Not sure why that's the case, because I don't have any kind of VPN on either of them.
  12. HornOnTheBayou
    Yes, we know. We can all read.
  13. HornOnTheBayou
    That sucks. So many great memories there before and after LSU games. At least there's still Pastime.
  14. HornOnTheBayou
    I'm just watching to see if Detroit can hang 70 on them.
  15. HornOnTheBayou
    What kind? Bosc or anjou?
  16. HornOnTheBayou

    Austin FC

    HornOnTheBayou replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    I live due west of the stadium across Mopac and the rain/hail just started coming down. If this game gets played, it's going to be a long night.
  17. HornOnTheBayou
    You should be a little more careful with your dog whistles. If we can all hear it, it's not being effective.
  18. HornOnTheBayou
    I have found myself tipping if it's a local place. If it's a chain, fuck that.
  19. HornOnTheBayou
    He's just a normal, human senator.
  20. HornOnTheBayou
    Sorry, I was half paying attention to that story. Did they say Baylor was inspired to support each other as a team while committing crimes? AT FUCKING BAYLOR!?!
  21. HornOnTheBayou
    If it was up to Alito and Thomas, fans would be required to wear suit and tie to baseball games, because that's what Abner Doubleday intended.
  22. HornOnTheBayou
    I don't know about that. He's an out-of-state judge so I think he has diplomatic immunity.
  23. HornOnTheBayou
    What a coincidence. Smoking hot women are my wheelhouse too!
  24. HornOnTheBayou
    Yep, they owe us big time. Throw in Alex Okafor and the team should be renamed the University of Texas at Arrowhead.
  25. HornOnTheBayou
    I disagree. You can squeeze Two Dogs Fucking into that space.

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