Jump to content

HornOnTheBayou

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    4974
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou

  1. What Kyrie said about Jewish people was much, much worse than the flat earth stuff. And the flat earth stuff was bad.
  2. Of course it can cross seas. As long as it's nighttime, because you know, sunlight can be an issue.
  3. Completely disagree. As you said, the evidence points in only one direction. The planet is getting warmer and both qualitative and quantitative data prove it. Now if you want to talk about the role of the government in solving the problem, then sure, that can be a political discussion. But to argue that climate change is not happening is not politics, it is pure, uncut dumbassery.
  4. Finally saw it tonight. I may or may not have done a double fist pump when the Miami Vice theme started.
  5. Walton was doing color for a Rockets game and Steve Francis put up a contested three early in the possession that clanged off the front of the rim. Walton said, "That was the worst shot in the history of the franchise." Probably not his best line, but one that made me laugh and stuck with me.
  6. If you're practicing for Scotland, shouldn't you be drunk?
  7. Rough night, @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand? And, yes, drinking and listening to Black on repeat is the remedy.
  8. Why would it become a "political football" unless random people on a Texas message board try to make it one?
  9. Well that was a rough morning. I got so desperate for something to do, I actually talked to my wife and kids.
  10. Generalissimo Francisco Franco Morgan Spurlock is still dead.
  11. Counterpoint: his meme game is strong.
  12. My buddies and I did some really stupid shit in our early 20s (and in our late 20s, early 30s, well you get the point), but I can confidently say we never did anything as stupid as attempting a coup in Congo.
  13. Eastern Conference all-stars are the new Spinal Tap drummers.
  14. Not a bad idea. Then the Detroit and Houston teams could do endorsement deals with adult toy companies to promote a new line of Lady Pistons and Lady Rockets.
  15. I may be misremembering but I think I read that Ernie doesn't want to leave Turner. But I'm sure he would be willing to rethink that position if his new paycheck has enough zeroes.
  16. This is correct. This is more corret.
  17. Sometimes The Onion hits a little too close to reality
  18. Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. No, there's less.
  19. I just want to thank the City of Austin for sending me a text in English this morning warning me that it would be hot today followed by the same text in Spanish ten minutes later. I had planned on sitting outside in a parka all afternoon, but I might rethink that plan. Are we going to get these texts every day until September?
  20. My first thought was, "I would love to watch Barkley and Shaq go off on the A&M band and yell leaders". But then I realized it said playoff games and not "minor bowl games before Christmas" and got a sad.
  21. Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month?
  22. This is the main issue. The Patriots upsetting the Rams to win their first Super Bowl with a rookie QB was cool. The Red Sox finally defeating the Yankees with an amazing comeback and then winning the World Series for the first time in forever was cool. Then the Boston teams kept winning, Bill Simmons became a douchebag, and the rest is history.
×
×
  • Create New...