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    They have a good point. My dogs both got the rabies vaccine and now all they do all day is lick their own assholes and chase squirrels. How can that be the actions of a normal dog?!?
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    The Longhorns used to be really good in football. Most people don't know that. But ever since Obama came to power, the Longhorns have been terrible. So terrible, terrible team. In fact, one of the players came up to me on the street just last week. Big guy, real strong, man's man, straight out of central casting, and he came to me, this big guy, with tears in his eyes and he said, "Sir, we don't even have footballs at practice." Can you believe that? No footballs at practice. I told him we're going to get footballs. And then we'll start winning again.
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    This. Of course Covid is not going to shut down the season. But if it makes it's way through a team's QB room, I could see a game or two getting cancelled.
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    USMNT 2023

    HornOnTheBayou replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol

    Oh awesome! By November, the temperature at 7:30 should be down to the high 90s.
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    What you need to understand is that OSU started Jesus, the Buddha, Confucius, Gandhi, and the fucking Virgin Mary on their OL last year, so of course they never committed a penalty.
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    OK, sure. But that doesn't help me in mocking these fucking traitors.
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    I don't like this high-angle they're using for the camera. It's the selfie pose that makes everyone look better. We need a low-angle shot to really show all the neck fat on these bastards.
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    You know I'm in (to lose in the second week on a tie).
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    Hold on now. Let's be fair. I am going to assume that line was uttered at some point on the set of Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story.
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    Since this thread has sidetracked into a youth soccer discussion, I'll ask this here: my kid played in a tournament in Houston this weekend. I saw some teams from a club that has TexAgs as their kit sponsor. Who are they and why are they brainwashing these poor children?
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    Agreed. This is why I never understand the "Oh, he's scared" or "He's lost it" after he posts a deranged tweet/x/truth/whatever. It's the exact same shit he's been posting for seven years now.
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    Fair, but it'sstillrealtome.gif
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    One sign that things might be getting a little better: I drive through two neighborhoods on my way to work. And in both of them this morning, I saw more MILFs going for runs than I've seen in months. It's a small data point, but an important one.
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    Should I post this on the baseball board?
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    Is there anything wrong with getting a receipt at a toll booth?
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    Crossposting from the Blastfurnance thread: My dog purposely seeks out the sun in the yard and ignores the shade. I don't know if he was a Bedouin in a former life or if he's just a masochist.
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    If you're coming from the west side of town, try the Dobie parking garage. Not a bad walk and little traffic in and out. Basically, the opposite of a certain poster's mom's place.
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    You will get no argument from me. And I love the big guy!
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    My dog purposely seeks out the sun in the yard and ignores the shade. I don't know if he was a Bedouin in a former life or if he's just a masochist.

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