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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Twitter question: I've used instapaper to save links to articles that I see on twitter that I want to read later. But lately it's been working for fewer and fewer sites. Is there something better I should be using? Basically I want Twitter to look like Google Reader circa 2011, when the internet was perfect.
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are they really doing remakes of the office and the wire?
I'm in for the scene where Creed has to negotiate with Vondas over the price of a ream of cardstock.
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- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
For the record, I don't want you gunned down. But Stephen Miller and guys of his ilk, whom you support, do want your Persian ass gunned down. I figured you would eventually figure that out, but maybe you got your jersey tailored too small and it's cutting off blood and oxygen to your brain.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
- NBA 2023-24
[Vicmackey] Is this what heaven looks like? [/Vicmackey]- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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I have read some dumb shit through the years on this board, but this might take the cake.- The Supremes
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Vanilla ice cream brings nothing to the table. It's simply the vehicle that delivers the topping flavor. It's like spaghetti in the way.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
It makes sense when you consider more choices leads to paralysis. If you offer me ice cream and my only options are chocolate and vanilla, I'm going chocolate 100% of the time, because vanilla is a ridiculous flavor. However, if you offer me vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry, then I'm going to have to think on it. I'll choose either chocolate or strawberry, but it'll depend on what mood I'm in at that moment. Now if you're saying it doesn't make sense, because no one in their right mind should ever consider voting for RFK Jr, well then yes, I agree with you.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Woah, that's not fair. Sure his CBS show got stale towards the end, but you could argue that Late Night revolutionized TV talk shows. And who doesn't love a good top ten list?- Songs About Heartbreak, Break Ups, Unrequited Love
This one has been in my head since watching The Fall Guy- Bill Walton (1952-2024)
Dammit, it's dusty in here. Y'all need to watch that. I bet his funeral is going to be one for the ages with stories like that and for hilarious stories like this:- NBA 2023-24
What Kyrie said about Jewish people was much, much worse than the flat earth stuff. And the flat earth stuff was bad.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Of course it can cross seas. As long as it's nighttime, because you know, sunlight can be an issue.- Blastfurnace 2024
Completely disagree. As you said, the evidence points in only one direction. The planet is getting warmer and both qualitative and quantitative data prove it. Now if you want to talk about the role of the government in solving the problem, then sure, that can be a political discussion. But to argue that climate change is not happening is not politics, it is pure, uncut dumbassery.- ryan gosling is "the fall guy"
Finally saw it tonight. I may or may not have done a double fist pump when the Miami Vice theme started.- Bill Walton (1952-2024)
Walton was doing color for a Rockets game and Steve Francis put up a contested three early in the possession that clanged off the front of the rim. Walton said, "That was the worst shot in the history of the franchise." Probably not his best line, but one that made me laugh and stuck with me.- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
- Foreign (UK) car rental advice
If you're practicing for Scotland, shouldn't you be drunk?- Songs About Heartbreak, Break Ups, Unrequited Love
Rough night, @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand? And, yes, drinking and listening to Black on repeat is the remedy.- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Why would it become a "political football" unless random people on a Texas message board try to make it one?- Shit's Borked
Well that was a rough morning. I got so desperate for something to do, I actually talked to my wife and kids. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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