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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. "OK, the plane will be landing at the Lexington airport in one hour and we can't wait to see you in College Station. We've got the band, the Yell Leaders, and Reveille all ready to go ... Wait, what's that? You're in Durham? Are you visiting family there for the holidays?"
  2. My fifth-grader: "I need a new computer for Christmas." "What's wrong with your school one?" "They block most of the internet on it!" "They block the non-educational stuff. You just want a new screen to play games on." "No, they block educational stuff too. I had to do a report on beavers and I tried to google a picture. Almost all of them were blocked!" Me (doing everything in my power not to bust out laughing): Well, I'm not sure why the school would block pictures of beavers on the internet.
  3. I don't see Bert. I'll keep looking.
  4. If Oates wants to win, he should get a real top-notch, ball-buster of a lawyer. A real man eater. Sorry, it's the best I can do early in the morning. They're song titles really don't work well with lawyer and courtroom puns. Bonus points to anyone that can work in "Sara Smile" to a joke.
  5. Mine has been described as oaky and full, with floral notes and just a hint of mineral.
  6. I had the roast beef.
  7. Rising also got a two year military exemption early in his career because he was fighting in WWII.
  8. OK, OK, OK. No more advocating genocide starting ............ now.
  9. RIP to an amazing American woman. Since this is surly and all, Jimmy definitely outkicked his coverage. And he would be the first one to agree with that.
  10. Wow, the lack of self-awareness in this post is just ... slorch-ian is the only way to describe it.
  11. Oh hell yes. One of my favorite current shows on the air.
  12. My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?
  13. Can't we just get a watery tart to throw a sword at us and solve this whole thing?
  14. If this movie was a documentary about gun parts, then I would care. But it's not, so I don't.
  15. I think, and the law eagles can correct me if I'm wrong, but the case was just about could Trump be on the ballot for the primary. And the argument goes that the RNC can nominate whomever they want even if he engaged in an insurrection. Now who is going to stop him from being on the actual election ballot in November is a different question.
  16. Oh no! @Guadaloopy, I hope your injuries aren't too serious.
  17. A thermonuclear lawsuit. Where every objection is strenuous.
  18. Was it stupid and illogical for Oubre to lie about how he got hurt? Yes, of course. However, and this part is very important, sometimes human beings do really stupid and illogical things especially in a crisis situation, which Oubre clearly thought he was in.
  19. Oh sure. I'll lose part of my winnings in January and the rest in March. Then we'll start this all over in August. Circle of life and all that.
  20. Got it. Thanks for running everything, @BigOrange1. I'm looking forward to losing all of this money in March.
  21. "Hey team, I've got good news. We get to go to the Bahamas Bowl!" "Wow, coach, that's great. Football and beach time. Sounds like fun." "Well, one problem. It's not actually in the Bahamas this year. But I hear Charlotte is lovely in December."
  22. Alright, let's just chop it. Makes life easier for @BigOrange1.
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