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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. 3 of us left and we all keep making the same picks. How long is this going to last?
  2. You're right. A thread about TV commercials is the wrong place to ask about a basketball tournament. Try posting your question in the Texas BBQ thread.
  3. "This children's book is perfect for my intelligence level" is not the flex you think it is.
  4. Being a hedge fund manager is a great cover story to explain all the money you made from receiving a sports almanac from the future.
  5. The second NBC sitcom star to die this weekend. If these things come in three, Malcolm-Jamal Warner and Jason Alexander better be careful.
  6. Terrible timing for this cold front. What about all the neighborhood MILFs who were going to wear skimpy costumes for Halloween? Now what are they going to do!?!
  7. And so you could have some crab dip.
  8. RIP to the cat who won't cop out when danger is all about.
  9. @Juicy thinks to himself, "OK, maybe Cowherd won't persuade them. But if I add in Travis and Finebaum, then they'll agree with me." Idiot.
  10. The spring game does count if your team's website marks it as a win. It's the Aggie Rule.
  11. I'm going to Lockhart tomorrow for my kid's soccer game. I haven't been there in years, so where should I go for lunch? Is Kreuz's still #1 there?
  12. Arr, tis a remorseless eating machine. He's more stomach than man.
  13. Yep, my thought watching it live was, "How the fuck do you not catch it? ....... oh wait, right I forgot, cancer survivor." Yes. I wasn't thrilled about the signing, but I figured he would be fine with our defense and the rest of the talent around him on offense. I was mistaken. He's not an upgrade from Winston, but costs a shitload more.
  14. We should have cloned Drew Brees back in 2008 when we had the chance.
  15. I drove down Airport the other day and saw two homeless people fucking each other. Gal was going reverse cowgirl on the guy right on the sidewalk. So if you live in Mueller, you've got that going for you. Which is nice.
  16. Maybe he could pull a quarter out of Jordan's ear to win him over?
  17. Yep. We're in the "As 5th grade class president I will abolish homework and provide free ice cream at lunch every day" stage of negotiations.
  18. Don't let him fool you. Behind the big words, he is really dumb foolish ludicrous fatuous vacuous.
  19. Yep. There have been plenty of times when I've thought of something to post, but then I find @aggie08 already posted it in a much more succinct and entertaining way than I could have. Damn sheepfucker.
  20. I heard the sun got totally blocked for a while in San Antonio today. I assume Wemby was practicing outside.
  21. Fine, I'll take the Ducks and the points against the Huskies this afternoon.
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