No, if she was a real Trump, she would just tell everyone she shot 7 under par, the best round anyone has ever had, the most beautiful round of golf. Some people were saying 7 under was impossible, but she did it.
No way. I did a poll of the family and realized that live sports are the only thing we ever watched on YTTV. My wife streams all of her shows and the kids don't really watch traditional TV (outside of sports). So I dropped YTTV, got the ESPN package, set up an antenna for everything else, and now I'm saving money each month.
I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
1) Curb Your Enthusiasm
2) The Wire
3) Deadwood
Honorable Mention to The Sopranos, Veep, The Leftovers, and Larry Sanders
But those are the top 3 (in order) and no one can argue*.
*I am willing to switch Deadwood and Sopranos, but only if you cocksuckers tell me why Columbus deserves a holiday.