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    I'll be coming on an Amtrak
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    Unless you're taking your talents to South Beach, "The Decision" should not be capitalized.
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    "I lovingly converted it to a temple to self worship. Or as some might call it ... a jack shack." Had to pause it after that one because I was laughing so hard.
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    1, x Voted against all the fascist fucks this afternoon. Five minutes in and out at Arbor Walk.
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    I'm gonna need to see some proof for this assertion, because so far you're 0 for 1. And let's not forget poor Queen Elizabeth II, whose only crime was being in the same country as you after an Enchiladas y Mas meal.
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    The words "respected" and "moral" are doing a lot of work there.
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    Was there a sign at the plant saying "Long-haired, freaky people need not apply"?
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    I tried to go vote during lunch. I drove by two polling places in eastern Travis County and both of them had huge lines out the door. I'll try again later this week.
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    Get that Muslim crap out of our math classes! By next week our schools will be under sharia law!
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    Agreed. Also, that Falcone guy is a bit of jerk for framing his daughter for multiple murders and placing her there. Geez, a little too much if you ask me.
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    They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
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    Since hearing loss is different for everyone, there is not one brand that is best for everyone. One that works for me may not work for you. Go see a doctor, have them test you to see what you need, and then try out several pairs. It took me a while to find a pair that worked for me and even longer to get that pair dialed in, but I'm grateful I did it.
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    Should I try to explain why you are wrong or just neg you?
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    At least now we know where your brunette fetish comes from. So one mystery solved. But I'm with you in the "Intelligent life is out there, but we haven't been visited yet" camp. But it really is a fun question to consider, because it crosses so many disciplines. In order to really analyze the question, we have to consider issues of biology, physics, philosophy, astronomy, religion, history, probability, linguistics, etc. I can't think of an academic discipline that isn't touched in this discussion and that is fun as hell.
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    After the first couple of episodes, I was on the fence about this series. It was fine, I figured I would finish the first season, but I didn't get the hype. After Sunday's episode, I'm all in. That was bananas.
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    I don't think the tears are from people overcome with emotion. I think it comes from when they get a whiff of his odor.
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    How are y'all preparing for today's cold front? I think I'll go ahead and fill up the bathtub with water and wrap my outdoor faucets.
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    If my wife ever goes missing, I will make two statements to the police and they will automatically know that I am not a suspect. 1) I love my wife very much. She's my soulmate, yada, yada, yada. 2) She's the one that organizes all the kids' extracurriculars. You think I'm keeping up with that shit? Look at our phones and look at all the Whatsapp, Teamsnap, and all the other fucking apps we have to keep track of. You think I'm dealing with the team moms? No way, I need her around to do all that. I would be a free man in five minutes.
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    How are you going to convince the TDP to sit on the sideline and not nominate a candidate? I mean I know they haven't done jackshit for 30 years, but they at least put a name on the ballot each election.
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    Great find. This is helping Friday afternoon work pass a lot quicker.
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    Does "rizz" mean middle-age guys who are full of gas station burritos, kolaches, and shit? If so, you're in luck.

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