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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. He was becoming jealous off all the attention Helobius was getting and figured he should step up his game.
  2. So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola? He's new around here.
  3. Wait, I thought he was the whore and he's having trouble marketing his services.
  4. No, this is the Canadian Inquisition. They ask the questions in a nice way, but the water-boarding with maple syrup is a bitch.
  5. Y'all correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't @Anastasis use to be a pretty normal poster and then Covid made him snap? Or am I thinking of @MNLonghornFUKM?
  6. But on the bright side, maybe housing costs in Austin will finally become reasonable again.
  7. More of a hop take
  8. I would bet the league office is going to make sure the tournament winner treats it like a real championship. But yes, the other 29 teams are going to be laughing their asses off when the winner hangs a banner or hands out rings.
  9. This dumbass in-season tournament is actually happening this year. I've heard it compared to in-season soccer tournaments, but those involve teams you wouldn't normally play in a season (either teams from other countries or from the lower leagues in your country). This is just going to be games against the same teams you would be playing anyway. And there's already a tournament at the end of the basketball season that's a pretty big deal. So, I guess my main question is
  10. Kipp Keller is starting tonight.
  11. They'll lose their fear of the Germans. I only hope to God they never lose their fear of me.
  12. Everyone in America: I can't wait to see Wembanyama's debut. Portland's fuckin' summer league coach: Time to challenge a foul.
  13. Dadanbonnalaw.com should redirect to Bob Loblaw's law blog.
  14. Palatka is not big enough to have an East Palatka. During the summers, I travel and present at workshops for teachers. The first one I taught at was in Honolulu. The second was in Palatka. It was quite the step down.
  15. The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old-fashioned, romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
  16. And you became a master of it.
  17. I look forward to following your Austin city council campaign in ten years.
  18. The best part of Fishes: "Tell me you have Mickey Morandini."
  19. I just created an app for thirty-somethings that are in between jobs called Millennials In Limbo Forums. Why do people keep posting pictures of attractive, mature women?
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