Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou
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Crime Feed: Recent Crimes in the News
Because his immigration status is not germane to this crime. If you were arrested for sucking cock for money, the headline would read "Houston man arrested in male prostitution sting." It would not be "Dumbass who tailors his Texans jerseys and is a racist POS arrested in male prostitution sting." All of those things are true, but not germane to the fact that you suck dick for drugs.
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Kamala Harris 2024 - If you've got something to say, say it to my face
No. It would be nothing but chaotic back-stabbing with front-page headlines in the NYT for months afterwards about how the Dems are disorganized and doomed to failure. Nope, dance with the one that brung you.
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NBA 2023-24
I'm not exactly sure what happened, but I saw something on Pels twitter about Stephen A going off on Zion this morning for being fat, lazy, etc again.
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Question for the Roofing Experts
Somehow, I think they'll be fine. I'm not going to lose sleep worrying if State Farm can make enough profit to keep the lights on.
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Would MJ have won 8 titles in a row
Put me down as not happening just because the odds are so long. Winning in the playoffs is hard in any sport. It's a crap shoot where injuries and luck play a huge role. The NBA is probably better than most leagues (college and pro), because the "better team" usually ends up winning the title, but it's not guaranteed. With MJ, the Bulls would have been the clear favorites at the beginning of each of those playoffs, but that doesn't mean they would have won both.
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MAGA Grifting Texts
Ex in Canada? Riiiiight.
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AT&T Wireless down
How are you going to do that without a functioning cell phone? I don't have any hard copies of newspapers or magazines, so I am literally shit out of luck.
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2024 Astros Foundation College Classic
And the bathroom lines for the LSU/UT game last time were insane. Plan accordingly.
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The Wire
Rewatching season 3 now. "Yo, does the chair know that we gonna look like some punk-ass bitches out there?"
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do you ever yearn?
They read. I read. Books, Jerry, they read books. Oh.
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new Curb tonight, mofos
Great episode. The whole "Oh, it's your father-in-law. I thought it was your father" conversation had me in tears.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
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I saw her live and figured some degenerate on surly would screenshot it. Well done.- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.- Austin FC
New kit. I like it a lot.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
You sure? I have always been told that you are supposed to take it right into the zone of danger. Ride into the zone of danger.- Here You Are All Equally Worthless
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.- Abbott being Abbott
I got the same text today. I replied back with "Fuck you, you fucking fascist"- new Curb tonight, mofos
I understand the complaints about the episode, but I don't agree with them. Larry becomes a hero in Georgia. Then he's staying at a house with a black lawn jockey. Everyone knew exactly where the episode was headed. But it was still a damn hilarious journey along the way. Same with him using the bathroom at the store where Jeff is going to return the item.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I drove past there on the way to dinner. I swear every cop car, ambulance, and fire truck in the city were in the parking lot. And, you're going to be shocked by this, but Mopac was backed up for miles. Are we assuming someone was having a heart attack and tried to drive themselves to the ER?- Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
I've been running the numbers all week, doing all the research, and I've decided I'm going to do a two-game teaser taking Kansas City to +8.5 and Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl to -1.5.- I said speak your mind Jack, but Jesus...
It was Paganini. Look, this is my story, okay? Then tell it right. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.- The Wire
Tits?!? I don't think anything of that nature has ever been discussed on this message board.- Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
Except that CBS is not doing that at all- Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
Yes, I understand that. What I was saying is that I have noticed most people I talk to in my day-to-day life or pundits on TV are picking the Chiefs so I would expect the majority of bettors to also be picking the Chiefs. However, the line has really not moved. So that tells me that the people picking KC are mainly small bettors and those picking SF are big bettors, who probably have a better idea of what they are doing. Simply an observation. - NBA 2023-24
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