Everything posted by HornOnTheBayou
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Hire Mack Brown tonight
- New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
I never have understood this trope. If someone shows up and says their going to take care of my work, but I'll still get my normal salary, then I'm not going to raise a fuss.- Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.
Tessitore is the most ESPN announcer on ESPN. He starts the broadcast with a storyline and no matter what happens in the game, he sticks to that storyline. I knew before the game started that he was going to talk about Skattebo all game. If Skattebo had gotten hurt in the first quarter, Galindo would spend the rest of the game asking, "How can Arizona St continue without their star running back, the heart and soul of their offense?" He just picks one thing to obsess over and never lets it go.- New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
It needs to be postponed. You can't have 80,000 people come together a mile away from where a major terrorist attack took place less than 24 hours ago when we still don't know if this guy had any accomplices.- 2024 Music City Bowl - Iowa vs. Missouri
- NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
There's no doubt that the NFL is much more popular than the NBA, but you have to take those numbers with a huge grain of salt, since they came from Netflix. Netflix claimed that people from over 200 countries watched NFL games on Christmas, which is a little odd seeing as the United Nations only recognizes 195 countries. So either Netflix is fudging their numbers or they're recognizing breakaway republics in Southeastern Kg-hifa-yourmom-istan as independent countries.- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Greg Gumbel getting in right under the wire.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
- Severance (Apple TV)
Oh most definitely. However, I would also pay good money to sit in a room and have her read bad things about me, such as what a naughty boy I've been and so forth.- Min Wage Increase Doesn't Impact Employement
We're not suggesting that fast-food workers should make six figures. We just trying to give someone working 40 hours a week a small break so they can hopefully save some money and flourish. Let me make an analogy that might help: imagine if rep was money and a poster was struggling with getting rep (or money, in this case). It would be like a user creating a sock account just to give themselves more rep. It wouldn't be enough for them to become the highest repped poster, but it would keep them out of the red. But what am I saying? My analogy is a little silly, because no one would ever do something like that. RIght?- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
OK, we're gonna need someone to explain to Kenny the difference between an ounce and a fluid ounce. Make sure to use small words when you do it.- Dicker The Kicker
They all know and no you haven't. Fair catching a punt inside the 50 with time for one play before the end of the half is pretty much the only time that attempting that kick would make sense. That rarely, rarely happens.- What We Do In The Shadows (Show)
From Tuscon, Arizonia.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
It's a fine balance when trying to make a roux. You don't want to use too much heat and burn it, but you also need to make sure it's at a high enough temperature to kill the germs from the bird.- What We Do In The Shadows (Show)
You are correct. I must have missed those last night.- What We Do In The Shadows (Show)
Same here. Is there a way to see the other scenes?- What the Fuck, UT Austin biology building patio’s ceiling collapses
"It's called a t-square!"- Laundry systems for families
How old are your kids? Can they run the washer/dryer or help with folding?- I Don't Really Watch or Like TV or Movies Anymore
Yep.- Horns vs APB
Having an alumni recognition game against a patsy school where tickets will be plentiful is pretty standard practice across schools and sports. That why you always see the band reunion or football cheerleader reunion weekend happening when we play ULM and not Georgia. Big games are when you recognize one alum, not all of them.- I Don't Really Watch or Like TV or Movies Anymore
I feel like laugh tracks stopped around 2000, at least for the shows I watched. Seinfeld, Frasier, and Friends had it in the 90s, but by the time you got to the 2000s, Parks and Rec and The Office didn't.- RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
RFK is the exact opposite of the "Gross knees, wnb that supermodel." He is the woman who has the most amazing knees you have ever seen (getting rid of Rx commercials and unhealthy chemicals in food), but is 400 lbs, has bad body odor, and is missing several teeth (you know, the "Make Polio Great Again" issue).- Active shooter thread
Oh wow, slorch and I agree on something. I definitely think we should prosecute all the Republican politicians who took dark money from the Russian-backed NRA and refused to even consider common-sense gun laws.- Horns vs APB
Random question that has nothing to do with this topic, but when did college JV teams disappear? My dad always talks about how Pete Maravich wasn't allowed by the NCAA to play varsity his freshman year, so JV games would always be packed to watch him and then no one would stay for the varsity games. That would have been in the late 60s. My earliest sports memories are from the mid 80s and there were no JV squads by that point.- Need a will
You should go with a will, so then you will also have a way. - New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
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