I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
1) Curb Your Enthusiasm
2) The Wire
3) Deadwood
Honorable Mention to The Sopranos, Veep, The Leftovers, and Larry Sanders
But those are the top 3 (in order) and no one can argue*.
*I am willing to switch Deadwood and Sopranos, but only if you cocksuckers tell me why Columbus deserves a holiday.
It reminds me of that Trump supporter who said in 2016 that if Hillary won there would be a taco truck on every corner in America. Um, wouldn't that be a reason to vote for Hillary?
Hilarious conversation with the ref about what constitutes an inappropriate TD celebration. Straight out of the Key and Peele sketch.
https://bsky.app/profile/brianmfloyd.bsky.social/post/3m4v6fee6ec2f
Nope, nope, nope. We are not starting that shit here. I work in a high school and I have a middle-schooler at home. Surly is supposed to be my break from this!
I totally understand the reasons for rules like this. But there is just one small problem: THERE ARE NO SNAP BENEFICIARIES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE NO ONE IS RECEIVING SNAP BENEFITS!
The cruelty is the point.