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Rudiger

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  1. Sam Bankman-Fried is sad he can’t get vegan food in jail.
  2. How about “Welcome to Texas. Roll coal.”
  3. “Tough head to head win over an SEC West rival.”
  4. Was he the guy who had a video with absolutely horrendous form on his power clean?
  5. Time to start buying stock in brown shirts.
  6. Save some panocha for the rest of us pal.
  7. Wonder if his $250 million bond is going to come due.
  8. Close, but they're just good ol' fashioned saddle bags.
  9. Rudiger

    USMNT 2023

  10. I recommend a Six Nations match against England or Ireland.
  11. Nice try Mark Cuban.
  12. Do you qualify as an accredited investor?
  13. Narrator: It wasn’t, and they didn’t.
  14. Y’all motherfuckers are high.
  15. He set the O/U at 2.5 and took the over. Can someone remind me again how many commits they got (and no, PWOs don’t count)?
  16. It was the poorly received sequel to Good Will Hunting.
  17. Planning to tell potential funders you can't make a plan for your business is . . . a strategy.
  18. You’re conflating things that defy our understanding of physics with things that APPEAR to do so. Just because a Texas road in summer looks like it’s shimmering with water doesn’t mean it actually is. Take your pick of optical illusions, any one of which tells us what people sincerely believe they see doesn’t necessarily mean shit.
  19. This will sound harsh, but I don't intend it to be mean-spirited. From what I can tell, the biggest problem is that you have an idea and that's it. No team, no plan, no nothing. You don't need a pitch deck. You need a plan. And if you're going to be successful, at a minimum you need to (1) have enough savvy to develop the plan yourself or (2) assemble a team that will help you successfully plan and implement it. Good ideas are a dime a dozen. I'll give you some: fully self-driving cars; a cure for cancer; interstellar space travel. All great ideas that are worthless without a path to make them reality.
  20. Market forces at work. People are idiots and don’t want news. They want pablum that reinforces what they already believe.
  21. Did he buy himself a chauffeur too? Because why the fuck would you drive yourself around in a Maybach?
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