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Rudiger

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  1. Holy arm strength Batman!
  2. O/U on the number of mayo bath mentions on the broadcast? I’ll go with a nice round 1000.
  3. Then a fumble out of bounds on the ensuing play.
  4. Hard to make guesses like this. The jury is likely struggling to understand the instructions and verdict form.
  5. That’s the dad tax.
  6. Rocket Mortgage commercial uses forced perspective like crazy so Kyler Murray doesn’t look as short as he is.
  7. Probably best I didn’t end up sweeping barber hair for a living.
  8. A maroon mainsail?
  9. Apparently, it’s scissoring.
  10. I thought I was the only one. So vindicated.
  11. If Elf were a horror movie… https://youtu.be/EkwdYSn3Uws
  12. Those big cases “he’s” won were tried by other lawyers.
  13. Shouldn’t be posted in the Football forum then.
  14. The old “Shaka Smart dribble around and then put one up” offense.
  15. Gave him explosive diarrhea.
  16. Technically, it's Patagonian Toothchicken.
  17. People the world over don’t like obnoxious tourists. Lots of Americans just happen to be obnoxious tourists. You can go almost anywhere and get along with the people if you have a modicum of self-awareness.
  18. Also holding, fumbles, and targeting.
  19. Plus, they didn’t have underwater cameras 60 million years ago! How did they get the picture!?
  20. Should have gone with Abraham Lincoln.
  21. Blouses.
  22. Superhero movies require a moderate suspension of disbelief.
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