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  1. Rudiger
    “Oops, be careful.”
  2. Rudiger
    David Spade.
  3. Rudiger
    Big Hunk.
  4. Rudiger
    Or a Rochefoucault.
  5. Rudiger
    A putt is as many strokes as a drive.
  6. Rudiger
    “I play wing. Or 8.”
  7. Rudiger
    Comic Book Guy says: “they’re obviously the Nazgul, thank you.”
  8. Rudiger
    Lifeform Executive. My man.
  9. Rudiger
    Paraphrasing some posters: I think this is a terrible hire, but if we can score more points than the other team in all our games, it’ll be a good hire. Reality: this is a terrible hire, and Sark’s W-L record would be even uglier if he hadn’t had Jake Locker.
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    “You’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Too soon?
  11. Rudiger
    My grandfather toasted marshmallows and cheddar cheese on saltines. He also did cheddar on apple pie, which is a little more mainstream. Both are still good in my book.
  12. Rudiger
    So in other words, watch the tape?
  13. Rudiger
    Rarified air.
  14. Rudiger
    “Cayman: for when you want a 911 but can’t afford it.”
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    Dallas | Pizza

    Rudiger replied to C-Man's topic in Dallas

    In.
  16. Rudiger
    And the blatant holds continue.
  17. Rudiger
    Blatant holding making it easier for ND to run.
  18. Rudiger
    Herman’s not fit to hold Junior’s jock.
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    You really have to get up in there.
  21. Rudiger
    Fuck no.
  22. Rudiger
    Giant Meteor.
  23. Rudiger
    What a colossally stupid throw.
  24. Rudiger
    Could have been COVID.
  25. Rudiger
    Seriously. In every single new AT&T commercial, you can tell her ass and hips got colossal, and every choice they make in blocking and shooting is to try to hide it.

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