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Rudiger

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  1. Or a Rochefoucault.
  2. A putt is as many strokes as a drive.
  3. “I play wing. Or 8.”
  4. Comic Book Guy says: “they’re obviously the Nazgul, thank you.”
  5. Lifeform Executive. My man.
  6. Paraphrasing some posters: I think this is a terrible hire, but if we can score more points than the other team in all our games, it’ll be a good hire. Reality: this is a terrible hire, and Sark’s W-L record would be even uglier if he hadn’t had Jake Locker.
  7. “You’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Too soon?
  8. My grandfather toasted marshmallows and cheddar cheese on saltines. He also did cheddar on apple pie, which is a little more mainstream. Both are still good in my book.
  9. So in other words, watch the tape?
  10. Rarified air.
  11. “Cayman: for when you want a 911 but can’t afford it.”
  12. Rudiger

    Dallas | Pizza

    In.
  13. And the blatant holds continue.
  14. Blatant holding making it easier for ND to run.
  15. Herman’s not fit to hold Junior’s jock.
  16. You really have to get up in there.
  17. What a colossally stupid throw.
  18. Could have been COVID.
  19. Seriously. In every single new AT&T commercial, you can tell her ass and hips got colossal, and every choice they make in blocking and shooting is to try to hide it.
  20. They’re still shitty.
  21. It saps and impurifies our precious bodily fluids.
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