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Rudiger

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  1. Can you sodomize cheese?
  2. Please get back to me as soon as possible. This is important shit.
  3. Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?
  4. Deleted
  5. The Gashouse Gorillas, for one.
  6. I was thinking Prussian officer corps.
  7. I liked Fez over Marrakech. Also, avoid snail soup. It’s nasty.
  8. Statute of frauds says hi.
  9. Bunch of old people (myself included), that’s for sure. Stood in a merch line for half of Fall Out Boy’s performance. But I got the shirt my wife wanted damnit!
  10. Me too.
  11. Come on! Who fuckin’ programmed this guy!?
  12. “Don’t eat like a dickhead.”
  13. Bullshit strike call.
  14. Wrong. His name was John Blackthorne.
  15. Snackronomicon.
  16. Taste the gay.
  17. Pepe’s Cafe in Ozona. Amazing Tex-Mex.
  18. “Oops, be careful.”
  19. David Spade.
  20. Or a Rochefoucault.
  21. A putt is as many strokes as a drive.
  22. “I play wing. Or 8.”
  23. Comic Book Guy says: “they’re obviously the Nazgul, thank you.”
  24. Lifeform Executive. My man.
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