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Rudiger

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  1. Let’s just say they make female rowers look feminine.
  2. A houseboat is different than a boathouse.
  3. What what that guy’s name? Drew something or other.
  4. How am I supposed to open a bottle with BACON!?
  5. What were the exclusions? Insurers are going to deny coverage across the board because paying the claims will cripple them--there are simply too many to do anything else. That doesn't mean the claims aren't valid.
  6. I've been considering that question. Having not digested the Paycheck Protection Program, I can't say for sure. But unless there's an express provision that prohibits it (which would shock me), I can't see why it would affect your ability to use insurance and the program.
  7. That's going to be their position, and frankly they're putting out counterfactual propaganda on the issue, but as a general proposition it's incorrect. Most businesses will have strong claims for business interruption/civil authority coverage so long as they don't have specific virus exclusions.
  8. I haven’t seen it mentioned on this thread yet, but a lot of businesses (both large and small) have possible coverage under the business interruption and civil authority provisions of their commercial insurance policies that will cover lost business income due to the coronavirus and shelter in place orders. It’s a complicated, policy- and locality-dependent issue, but feel free to PM me with questions.
  9. The same place you get them now—Goodwill. I kid, I kid.
  10. Or if they had spent the whole shot clock passing the ball around the 3 point line without any movement and had to get a shot off.
  11. You know Temple of Doom? I assume it’s a lot like that.
  12. Maybe they can put it on that “trophy” they gave jumbo. They’d actually get to fill in the date on 20__!
  13. Lime juice. Booze. Olives. You’re welcome.
  14. We have one. It was one of the more expensive models, but it’s really comfy. And my wife loves it, which means no more bitching about how uncomfortable the bed is. I guess what I’m saying is buy whatever your wife wants and pray she likes it (in fact, that’s just good advice generally).
  15. It makes them really sweaty. Doesn’t that count?
  16. Dude, you try doing reps when it’s 0 degrees Kelvin outside.
  17. Step 1 in going pro in something other than sports?
  18. The patented Manziel chuck and pray.
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