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  1. A #2 WR to go with Parker Livingstone?
  2. I don't think these revisionists exist, certainly not I. It's just heightened sensitivity to the topic and lack of nuanced reading comprehension. My only intended comparison between Taaffe and a hypothetical Jaggerson breakout season is that most of this board wrote them both off way too early. No other aspect of comparison intended. I think we all need this to happen. You're not the only one who's here for the entertainment. Your contributions are appreciated, whether they are of the insider info variety or the outlandish, deliberately overstated kind.
  3. How would it not be like Taaffe, who most of this board assumed would never amount to anything and then became an All American, you mouth-breathing dimwit? Just because you don't understand a simple point of comparison doesn't mean that anyone here wants to listen to more of your inane and imbecilic drivel than we've already had the misfortune of being exposed to. Edit: If you're going to insult someone and call them stupid, at least spell and punctuate correctly. Taaffe was spelled correctly in the very post you quoted.
  4. Jaggy Jaggerson opening the season as a starter or even being featured in the offense and contending for all conference honors would be one of the more entertaining things to happen to this board in some time. Some people never learned from the Michael Taaffe Experience.
  5. Agreed. There is something innate about playing the position that you're either born with or you aren't.
  6. Different circumstances than most mentioned in this thread, but I was stoked to get De'Gabriel Floyd. Hard to believe that was only six years ago.
  7. Earning a Super Bowl ring before you turn 18 is damn impressive.
  8. The most impressive thing about that draft is that two running backs were drafted with the 13th pick.
  9. As a Cowboys fan, it brings me no joy to say this, but Dak Prescott will be entering year 10 of his illustrious NFL career and still can't hit WRs in stride or without leaving their feet.
  10. The takes on Florida around here have ranged all the way from, "I don't mind losing recruits to Florida because they aren't a threat" to "Florida is scarier than Georgia." It's something.
  11. I'm not going to argue with a buffoon, but I will take 30 seconds to point out the stupidity of these comments. The Buckeyes' offense scored a grand total of 3 times against Texas' "backups." Opening scored - good drive Second score - one-play drive Third score - Colin Simmons was absolutely mauled from behind while about to sack Howard on 3rd and long. That drive should have ended right there. That unstoppable offense was one bad defensive call and one horrendous officiating non-call from scoring a grand total of 7 points against our "backups." Editing to add: Jeremiah Smith with 1 catch for 3 yards against "backups."
  12. You're going to miss those screaming hot takes like college football fans don't give a shit about college football; they just want a candid and engaging postgame press conference.
  13. Agreed. I watched this about 40 times last night. This is definitely up there with the American Hustle clip. Exactly what came to my mind. Absolutely flawless. Edit: Aggy at the end gets me every time. 😂
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