Everything posted by Voluminous Banality
-
Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
So kind of like this thread.
-
Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Though I realize that tedious and banal self-amusement is a major part of what we do here, I'll cast my one meaningless vote for not making tired and unfunny Sark drinking jokes a thing.- Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
This pic shows just how ready the Texas fan base was to move on. I don't think Turtle or Coinflip ever had buildings named after them. Sark has been on the job for less than a day and Sark Tower has already been christened.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I learned today that Blue Bell is trash, Ash is trash (again), 6 + 5 equals more than 10, allegedly, Nick Saban is trying to pawn off his entire offensive staff to Texas, but we’re too good for Alabama’s scrub coaches (unless they’re not coming), and Drew Brees may soon be on his way to Austin to be groomed for a possible future role coaching quarterbacks if he shows any potential in that department. In summary, just another day of Surly education.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Okay, but can you explain in detail what the words 'strain' and 'think' mean?- Does anyone have a breakdown?
- Texas Agricultural & Mechanical University vs UTSA
Yeah, but that defense, tho... UTSA is averaging almost 323 yards/game and aggy held them to just 132 yards in the first quarter.- TCU "Name The Thread" Thread of dominance
Maybe we'll win convincingly: Horns vs. Roaches- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Billy Liucci, fortune teller, mind reader, relationship expert, NFL draft authority, and major league baseball savant.- Tom Herman Is Pressing His Buttcheeks Against Your Mirror & Forcing You To Stare At It
You have to admit that the Jake Smith wildcat play was a serious tendency-buster on 4th down. I don't think we've ever seen that one before.- To__ Orlan_o - _efensive Coor_inator
At least we have more than 3 defenders on the LOS and are in position to set the edge. Baby steps.- Javonne Shepherd is in the portal
So you're saying that his actions are not entirely grounded in logical reasoning and a sound decision-making process?- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Bilbo's buyout is three times higher than any other coach's on the "worst contract" list and six times higher than some. That's a natty if I've ever seen one. How long til they get 'er up on the wall at Kyle?- 10.21.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon
Some of Herman's answers about the defense:- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Well, if one thing was cleared up on Saturday, it's that Jake Smith is not a possession receiver.- This offense sucks and there's no excuse
After Saturday's game, you could've made almost any conceivable bash the coaches post and this is the one you settled on?- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
This is classic Looch. Will Achane commit to LSU soon? No. Maybe yes. Maybe no. Battle of Titans!!!- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Anyone know if Ringo flies for free (standby) and is eligible for significant discounts at hotels, etc?- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
He may not remember any of their names, but it sounds like Collins is really tight with the aggy commits.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
In fairness, have they ever lost a recruit they wanted in the Bilbo era? Recruits just run out of time to commit.- 2019 Red River Rivalry University of Texas VS OUSUX - Cotton Bowl 11AM on FOX
Nah, you get an extra year of eligibility for that up there.- It is officially Game Day...
Who you calling diminutive?- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Same principle as noise-cancelling headphones. If a baby is screaming horrifically on the airplane and you funnel in some inverted baby screaming, you don't hear anything at all.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Gooooood... - Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top