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Junior Bonner

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  1. Junior Bonner
    I got tree fiddy x 2 for you, cowboy. I like your style.
  2. Junior Bonner
    Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression!
  3. Junior Bonner
    Yay? Boo? Need my fucking decoder ring…
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    So, wait, you’re a hot chick? Pics now or gtfo…
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    No, he was doing a shitty job on that, too. Er, I mean, from what I understand…
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    Happy Tolerant Fourth Everybody! Here's my cool beach house and my hot girlfriends hanging out. Let's all get along!
  9. Junior Bonner
    Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober. Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?
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    JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something? Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.
  11. Junior Bonner
    Who is JHC?
  12. Junior Bonner
    He was killing himself out there…
  13. Junior Bonner
    Right? Drinking’s not a fucking game. I’m not going to wait my fucking turn. Fuck your rules. Just saying…
  14. Junior Bonner
    Fuck aggy. And fuck the Brocks, too…
  15. Junior Bonner
    Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread?
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    I try to add value where I can…
  17. Junior Bonner
    This place is got damn awful right now.
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    Board is earning its name today…
  19. Junior Bonner
    Jesus. Who pissed in your Cheerios?
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    Fuck, I’ve had Mitchell, Bor Gullette, Muhammed, Hill, et al., in my calculator for days. This is Surly, dammit, not some candy ass, nancy boy daycare center. Swing big, miss big!
  21. Junior Bonner
    It's sort of like when somebody says they summer in the Hamptons...
  22. Junior Bonner
    Fucking Farmer’s Almanac here…
  23. Junior Bonner
    Technically, I guess this would still be a pre-brunch announcement. Tomorrow’s brunch…
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