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Junior Bonner

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  1. This place can be so callous. And brutal. I love you guys…
  2. JFC this thread is filling up with masturbatory fantasies of our ascension to football nirvana and the corresponding fall of aggy to the depths of football hell. Well, as the man said, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. I'lll settle for continued recruiting momentum and a decent season, combined with a healthy dose of aggy misery...
  3. Do we have anybody on commit watch with ten toes? I mean, exactly? Just asking…
  4. That man is 32-years-old and plays on Sundays, for sure…
  5. Go fuck yourselves. I’ve been googling since before the Internet when it was called “looking it up.” Nothing but a buncha of confusing results on this search, douchebags. So I thought, “I bet one of my fellow douchebag posters can tell me.” But fuck you is all I got. I love you guys…
  6. Little help on the live and dead period dates, please. Thanks in advance.
  7. Okay, now, how about you two Boy Scouts get your compasses out or examine the moss on trees or whatever and decide this on your own…
  8. Such a nice smile. I bet he calls his mother twice a day.
  9. JFC spoiler that shit. That’s the stuff of nightmares…
  10. Beyond our control? Nothing is beyond our control! These puny, inconsequential cockroaches can do NOTHING to stop us. We are legion! We are all-powerful! We Are Texas! And what starts here destroys all other football programs AND the universe!!!
  11. We are Thanos, baby! We are Doctor fucking Evil! We have the power to destroy entire civilizations!
  12. Why would we wear a cooler as a helmet?
  13. That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. Very sad day…
  14. I got tree fiddy x 2 for you, cowboy. I like your style.
  15. Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression!
  16. Yay? Boo? Need my fucking decoder ring…
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