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Junior Bonner

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  1. So, wait, you’re a hot chick? Pics now or gtfo…
  2. No, he was doing a shitty job on that, too. Er, I mean, from what I understand…
  3. Happy Tolerant Fourth Everybody! Here's my cool beach house and my hot girlfriends hanging out. Let's all get along!
  4. Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober. Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?
  5. JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something? Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.
  6. Right? Drinking’s not a fucking game. I’m not going to wait my fucking turn. Fuck your rules. Just saying…
  7. Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread?
  8. This place is got damn awful right now.
  9. Fuck, I’ve had Mitchell, Bor Gullette, Muhammed, Hill, et al., in my calculator for days. This is Surly, dammit, not some candy ass, nancy boy daycare center. Swing big, miss big!
  10. It's sort of like when somebody says they summer in the Hamptons...
  11. Fucking Farmer’s Almanac here…
  12. Technically, I guess this would still be a pre-brunch announcement. Tomorrow’s brunch…
  13. This whole “Sark Before Brunch” fiasco confirms my strong belief that brunch is for the weak. By that time of day if you want to drink with your meal then man up and drink. Don’t pretty it up with French sauces and champagne. Steak, eggs, whiskey, and beer is fine. Now excuse me I have to check in with my rehab counselor and then see the cardiologist…
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