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Junior Bonner

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  1. Junior Bonner
    He’s being very generous by labeling aggy bags as “NIL.”
  2. Junior Bonner
    No. I’d say I’m cautiously over-optimistic. Or perhaps recklessly optimistic.
  3. Junior Bonner
    Wasn’t he one of The Beach Boys ?
  4. Junior Bonner
    For the money I’m paying here, I really expect higher quality news, and more of it. Mostly of the sunshine variety. I’ve a mind to talk to the manager….
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    For the record, I’ve never touched anyone’s cherry…
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    London Fletcher was 5’10” His film looks pretty good. We have any better prospects?
  7. Junior Bonner
    *Chef’s kiss*
  8. Junior Bonner
    I’m feeling very confident about Addison. Except when I don’t. Then I feel sad. Or kind of “well, bye!” But it’s trending upward now. Then back downward. It’s a volatile, stable situation, filled with turmoil. And peace.
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    Can we get something a little more official, maybe? After all, it IS after dark…
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    He’s never had anything more than a commitment tweet, and that’s been gone for awhile. He’s said very good things about Texas since then.
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    Oh FFS. That fucking squid. I’d like to deep fry that motherfucker and serve him with cocktail sauce..
  14. Junior Bonner
    Right? Spoiler that sphincter…
  15. Junior Bonner
    This. I choose to believe this. Addison’s in the calculator…
  16. Junior Bonner
    Me. I never threw a single pick in a spring game. True story…
  17. Junior Bonner
    Now THAT’S how to $9.95…
  18. Junior Bonner
    Who paid? Any guesses?
  19. Junior Bonner
    That’s fucking tragic.
  20. Junior Bonner
    Hypothetically speaking, if a particularly witty post was (obviously) mistakenly purged with other, lesser posts, would the poster nonetheless retain the multitude of positive reaction points received for said post? Just curious….
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    So, are we at the one yard line? Are the corches confident? Let’s hear from our trusted Surly insiders! I need some of that tasty, fresh, organic, gluten-free, non-alcoholic, low calorie inside scoop! NOW!
  23. Junior Bonner
    Eight years ago, the wisdom of Skip Bayless…
  24. Junior Bonner
    Jordan fucking Addison is in town and y’all are fucking around in some sissy slap fight about Malcolm fucking Epps. FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread.
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