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JesusSweatDuck

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    Charleston gets hit by a hurricane and we lose a 5* DL. Coincidence? I think not
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    Maybe just a giant head fake to drum up some excitement similar to Simmons.
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    Don't forget a university president that got caught being racist and trying to prevent the hiring of a qualified black professor
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    Wonder how much that strategic bomber they lost last week cost
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    He's a douche but when I was in college waiting tables, he spent $6K on a dinner for him and his band. He tipped 20% so I can't be too mad at him.
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    Yeah, but imagine drones that could work in concert to lock onto individual targets and swarm an area with targeted attacks. The drones would need some smarts and the ability to communicate amongst themselves, but this is how we end up in a Terminator movie.
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    Send the hot refugees to my place
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    Yes, Billy but he was quoting the Big 12 Commissioner
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    Was it a nurse? @GreenspointTexas
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    Darkmode
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    Come at me bro
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    You do know that some of us leave pages open. I even loaded the new posts and looked for the joke, but whatever. Still funny
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    To be fair, the other 50% were lawyers that post on Surly
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    Was edited after I loaded the page. So that wasn't there when I went to make the joke and I didn't see the change when I quoted.
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    Yes, I remember they revived him on the field. I think it might have even been his parents, both Drs if I remember correctly, that did it with an AED machine.

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