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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. Yes, Billy but he was quoting the Big 12 Commissioner
  2. Was it a nurse? @GreenspointTexas
  3. You do know that some of us leave pages open. I even loaded the new posts and looked for the joke, but whatever. Still funny
  4. To be fair, the other 50% were lawyers that post on Surly
  5. Was edited after I loaded the page. So that wasn't there when I went to make the joke and I didn't see the change when I quoted.
  6. Yes, I remember they revived him on the field. I think it might have even been his parents, both Drs if I remember correctly, that did it with an AED machine.
  7. That Westlake OL we signed back in the day didn't have a pulse for a while.
  8. Kinda like Leeroy?
  9. Only they didn't turn the cameras off.
  10. This is better than him meeting the business end of a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer is much too quick and I like to picture him shitting his pants all the way to the ground. Fuck this guy, I hope he was also burning alive while falling to the ground.
  11. If any of you have kids that would be interested
  12. @Armybrat is this true?
  13. Yes, the heels automatically make you 2 inches taller.
  14. Wonder if the US will follow suit
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