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JesusSweatDuck

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Everything posted by JesusSweatDuck

  1. I can guarantee you he didn't like what he found yesterday. It was a Jesus that had consumed too many beverages and simultaneously overdosed on aggy tears.
  2. Not only is it real, if I remember correctly they owe him 25% of it within 60 days of termination
  3. Blake is currently chasing his boys with a switch in his hand?
  4. Who also woke up hungover and was happy about it?
  5. Hard to root against the guy
  6. OL played fucking amazing. What a difference from last week
  7. If your boner lasts more than 4 hours...
  8. Do you have a camera in my house?
  9. Massive hold there. No flag
  10. At least you're not wearing square toe boots this time
  11. @RGBIII is Tom Herman if Herman kicked his coke habit
  12. Richard: Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy: No, it was a cordless
  13. Yeah, the opposing head coach totally walked into the visitor locker room, started turning off their ACs and no one stopped him. They're either the biggest group of pussies ever, or they're lying.
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