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smoky

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  1. Holy shit
  2. Floppy ass flopper. "My jaw hurts" "My shoulder hurts" "My pussy hurts"
  3. this here is velvet, not velveteen. a gentleman must know the difference.
  4. Looking to go to Valentinas next week. Probably can't get there till 1 though. Is the selection slim at that time?
  5. hmmmm.... game changer or same ol regular tortilla that they make?
  6. Baylor had a pass early that the refs ruled incomplete but looked like a backwards pass from where I was sitting. Were there replays of it?
  7. a beat baylor shirt?
  8. Wes Anderson's slo mo finales... "2000 Man" - Bottle Rocket "Ooh La La" - Rushmore "Let Her Dance" - Fantastic Mr Fox
  9. 6ticketbeer.com
  10. Unless they're set up by the Six Ticket Beer tent, I don't think I'll be in the background of any shots.
  11. Nah, last year the boards on 35 said something like "OU sucks, hang up and drive" leading into OU weekend
  12. Damn
  13. That frat has been there in the middle for the past few years. They usually fade out at the end of the season.
  14. Every year, my Valentine's day card to my wife says, " I choo choo choose you.'
  15. smoky

    Apathy

    The combination of us sucking and my kids being 5, 7 and 10 and into other things during the weekend have turned me apathetic. Before, when we'd lose I'd still be in a funk on Sundays or longer. Now, I can move on like a normal person. Because of that I say thank you to later-years Mack, CS and Mensa.
  16. Greg Davis is our standard?
  17. i cant even....
  18. Texas 35 Maryland 24
  19. "Nice to meet you Mr. Smith..." "Call me Steve... Mr. Smith is my Dad's name."
  20. order # tree fiddy fi This donation was for scat email subscriptions, right?
  21. Placeholder for Sweetish Hill Bakery....
  22. Let's invest in an Eskimo Hut
  23. Talk to your service manager guy. Also, Google is your friend with regards to auto repair. Next time start there and see if it's something you think you can tackle. If not, never take it to a stealership unless you know a guy or it's under warranty.
  24. Swenson's > Ahoy
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