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They're the perennial low hanging fruit so it's not that hard...

This

Put it on the wall. A fraud LSU team.

This game is knocking off points of my already dwindling IQ

defenses should just stay on the sidelines at this point

wow

Tigahs should throw ogre back in the swamp. From whence it came.

swamp people doing swamp people things

The answer to your questions can be found in the thread title.

Why is it we always make the Tech defense look like the most impenetrable organism that was ever made /

Well

I'd rather not orchestrate a fabricated rivalry with a football program that used gang rape as a selling tool to lure players and is a textbook example of selling your soul to win football games.

No. He's climbing out of the hole he dug himself and his staff after going 0-2 to Maryland with a frustrated fanbase tired of losing. I, and perhaps a lot of fans, are starting to feel better after we lost to Maryland and squeaked it against Tulsa. I'm happy we beat ousux. Not entirely happy how we won in the end. USC is not very good. TCU got beat up on by a top ranked buckeye squad. We nearly coughed it up against ousux who had one of the worst defensive performances in recent memory. Texas has needed to learn how to finish and win for the past decade (let alone win). And we did. For me, complaining about 1 4th quarter after beating a top 10 OU team is better than where we've been by a lot. But there is room for criticism.

We tilted some windmills up ou's ass, amirite! ayyyy

Aw man... we were doing so well and had discourse...

On the flip side, while we're parsing this in this unfortunate thread after a win against OUsux... it's a big decision to allow your sophomore QB who has made some soul crushing TOs, albeit as a freshman, to keep slinging the football around. When the context is we're up by that much against a ranked OU squad. Verge of the biggest win in almost a decade. Defense is playing well. OU looks gassed. And those TOs are in the back of your mind. I can see where the decision to go conservative on offense would manifest. However, we make conservative football look like some form of under water BB stacking competition. What bothers me is that we were fucking rolling. Why not roll with it till the clock hits 0s. IF your sophomore QB manages to cough a TO like he did as a freshman, then you deal with it. At the very least the rest of the offense is still feeding off the energy from the last 3 quarters. Snipping the balls, literally and figuratively, off the offense in the 4th nearly cost us. I hope we learn from that.

Someone screenshot. Minus a consonant that's a positive comment.

That's what we were doing the whole fucking game. Why does it take the threat of a potential mythological meltdown for us to realize that playing that way the whole fucking game is what we did when we were dominating and what we need to be doing if we want to dominate again. Again, I really, really, really don't want to poopoo this win. I'm just tired of throwing away my boxers after games like this.