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👀 👀 👀 Bama247 (Brett Greenberg) today, on Kaliq Lockett

For the lulz ... for those of you who wanted backup plans at WR 🙂. "he's really wide ... " 😂 😂 😂.

Auburn commit eyeing UT's SEC opener for return visit to Texas (4 star Devin Williams) Hank South (Horns 247) " ... he's aiming for UT's SEC opener against Mississippi State on Sept. 28th." "I've narrowed it down to Texas and Auburn," he said. "We'll see what happens between those two." "It's close," Williams said. "I got some thinking to do. I'm going to be back for a game to get more of a feel for Texas. I've been to Auburn a lot. It's time to give Texas a shot." https://247sports.com/Player/devin-williams-46136036/ Good offer list, if those offers were real - Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, ND, etc..

Nicely done, PFF ... lulz.

I don't think this is an attempt at humor or satire ... I think this is pure, uncut Sooner-speak.

Lulz ...

What the hell is going on here ... buncha pussies taking over!!!

Lulz ... "snake that is Snakey" ... 😂 😂 😂. What a bunch of losers ...

Louisiana CB Aidan Anding mulling over two programs, additional visit on deck Hank South (Horns 247) Key notes: "Well, really it's between Texas and Arkansas," Anding told Horns247. "I just want to see what LSU has to offer." The visit to LSU will be the only trip Anding takes before making up his mind. "Before the football seasons starts I'm going to have my decision made up," he said. (I'm a little concerned about his trip to LSU, because - his last name is pronounced andouille - he wants to visit LSU and see practices because "he wants to see how the sausage is made" The above may or may not be fabrications ... but I'm concerned.)

Ha ha ha ..... a couple of the quotes here had me cracking up. Some 247 reporters of SEC teams were interviewed about their own fanbases - perhaps at SEC Media Days - and this is what the Aggie 247 guy said about the Aggies. Lulz. Excerpts: "Texas A&M joined the SEC to get away from Texas and create its own identity. ... Longhorns are back in the SEC and have all the makings of a team that could win big immediately. It has the feeling of a high school reunion where the guy who got bullied feels like he is better than his bully after all these years, but then the bully shows up in a Lambo." What issue keeps your fanbase up at night? " ... thought of the Longhorns coming into their conference and immediately winning big would make them want to vomit."

Just wanted to also point out - it's a Confidence 7 ... 👀 👀 👀. Here's the math: Roach 7 = Scruggs 9 = Wiltfong 8 = Satyanash 0.25 = Roach 7!! QED

FYI - this just hit as well ... 🤘 🤘 🤘.

Nick Townsend to Texas!!!

To Texas!!! https://247sports.com/player/nick-townsend-46138509/

From the "life comes at you fast" department ... lulz.

Whoops - sorry, my bad, it's ND, of course ... edited it. Thanks for the catch.

247 Stampede w/ recruiting updates. Synopsis up top, and then the whole thing, spoilered. KJ Lacey: Still Texas. Horns247 keeping an eye on Auburn's recruiting event next weekend. Madden Faraimo: Texas momentum growing, NOTRE DAME still leads, date TBD, may still commit before season kicks off next month. Nathan Tilmon: Feeling pretty good about Texas prediction; Texas vs. Utah battle, Utah pushing hard; source - Texas stepped up efforts over last couple of weeks, likely to win out. No official date, but could happen this week. Jonah Williams: Several other programs ahead of Texas; if he delays decision into fall, Texas has an opportunity; come chance he attends the pool party July 25th. Nick Brooks: Kid's gone quiet. Texas has "quiet optimism." (Sounds like a lost of psst.) UGA, USC in play, Iowa out. Flood/Choice teaming up, date unknown. Nick Townsend: Announcing today, expect it to be Texas. Should thank Nansen, Banks, and Sark. Scruggs - Townsend may be a very good LB prospect, chance he ends up there. Texas first school to offer on both sides. Tanook Hines: USC. Wouldn't be surprised if Texas made a run at him in the fall. Full article below ... I bet Scruggs is paid by the word. Phew! The Stampede: Texas football recruiting intel with announcements, season on the horizon Scattershooting a bevy of recruiting notes ahead of a crucial summer stretch for the Longhorns. Horns247 Staff

Oh, Lord ... I make a post about recruiting, and somehow, you manage to use that to introduce YET ANOTHER vicious, virulent, vitriolic post about BANGLADESHI INFRASTRUCTURE!!! Can you please take that to the BANGLADESH INFRASTRUCTURE CLOAK ROOM??? Mods - can you clean this up, please????? :-))

A grab bag of notes and developments that may have some impact on Texas recruiting: 1) Daylan McCutcheon just committed to FSU. Seemed to be on the radar as a #3/#4 or backup WR candidate, so FYI. 2) 5* WR Caleb Cunningham committed to Alabama today. Does that affect Kaliq Lockett, wrt Bama, his suposed #2 school? If we think Lockett's okay w/ joining Ffrench in a Texas class, maybe he's okay with this WRT to Bama, but who knows. (Yeah, yeah, Kaliq knows.) Also, the timing of Cunningham's commitment was not known, as of a few days ago ... again, not sure if that indicates anything. Here's what the BAMA 247 guy said a few days ago, re: Lockett. "Quick Hitter: "Not a whole lot new" was what Bama247 was told when speaking with a source close to Lockett's recruitment on Thursday afternoon. Bama247 last reported before the Fourth of July holiday that the biggest storyline to follow in the five-star receiver's recruitment would be which school or schools would get a visit during the last week of July. The Crimson Tide still appears to be right in the thick of it along with Texas and his other finalists. Sources continue to feel like this is an Alabama-Texas battle down the stretch. It is worth noting that the Longhorns missed out on their top receiver and fellow in-state target Dakorien Moore to Oregon. One source also told Bama247 they wouldn't be surprised if Lockett got back to Tuscaloosa (Ala.) and Austin (Tx.) between the end of Dead Period (July 24) and before his decision." 3) Re: Jaime Ffrench, Scruggs (Horns 247) had said a few day ago that he thought Miami was actually his #2 school. Here's what the Miami 247 guy said re: Ffffffff. "The Hurricanes are still involved with five-star Jaime Ffrench but this is a recruitment that's seen plenty of twists and turns. Miami will keep working but I do not believe that anything drastic has changed recently. This recruitment has been a rollercoaster ride of perceived leaders, so until Ffrench makes his decision I expect there will be plenty more to come out of his high-profile recruitment." 4) Re: Madden Faraimo, Blair Angulo (247 West Coast guy) posted a note. I'll just post the note separately, but the net is - it still suggests a commitment soon (pre-season) is still a possibility, but he again says good things about Texas. (" ... opened my eyes during the official." " ... I loved everything.")

We knew the bar was low at LSU, but holy smokes ... 😂 😂 😂.

Hank South (Horns 247), on Madden Faraimo. From Scruggs' note on Wednesday, here's the context: - family preferred USC; USC offered very late - sources thought ND led, with Texas second - they thought he might announce before the season; the longer the recruitment went, the better it was for Texas Get it done, Nansen!