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What are the odds he calls Sark in the locker room at half time and tries to transfer to Texas for the second half?

For some strange reason, I'm reminded of the Pink Panther theme ... Pedant! PeDANT! Pedant Pedant PeDANT! Pedant PedAAAANTTT!

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Lulz ... these Transfer Portal guys are pretty funny.

Cross-posting ... is this the right transfer cycle for this guy? Please respond if you're a pedantic circlejerker ... and know the correct answer.

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Interesting stuff from a subscriber on 247, who claims to know Jonah Williams and Williams' family. A few Jonah Williams nuggets... AkakHorn (247 Subscriber)

And SIAP ...

Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: Oh, no! We run a muck again!

Lulz. Brad Crawford had an article on 247, about CFB's biggest brands. Here, in their entireties, are the write-ups for the Texas and Texas A&M sections. 3. Texas Longhorns Texas always leads college football in overall revenue and it's true — everything's bigger in the Lone Star State. The familiar Burnt Orange is exclusive to Hook 'Em and the Longhorn logo offers a recognizable nationwide brand. This is one of college football's bluebloods and they're back. Last season's conference championship and playoff appearance ahead of entry into the SEC put Texas back on the map as a national power. A recruiting powerhouse and transfer portal elite with endless resources, Texas isn't going anywhere as an annual threat. 15. Texas A&M Aggies " ... and Texas A&M, a school that just paid north of $70 million to fire their previous leader." 😂 😂 😂

The Oklahoma 247 guy The Oklahoma On3 guy

Lulz ... Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247), on Jonah Williams, today.

Deets from the Streets ... " ... this recruitment is headed for a conclusion and we haven't heard any talk of last-minute maneuvering." "After checking in with sources over the last 48 hours, everything points to Texas winning out for Williams when he makes his decision." " ... coach Blake Gideon did remarkable work with Williams in his family over the last several months ..." Behind the Crystal Ball for five-star Jonah Williams Mike Roach (247 Sports)

Nick Brooks to Texas!

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247Sports' Preseason All-Transfer Team for 2024 ON THE TEAM, FROM TEXAS WR: SILAS BOLDEN, TEXAS The Texas receiving corps is going to feature many new faces this fall, but Silas Bolden is the newcomer who has made the biggest waves in fall camp. The diminutive 5-foot-8, 160-pounder from Oregon State did not arrive on campus in Austin until late May, but he has quickly won over his coaches and teammates. Bolden, who caught 54 passes for 746 yards and accounted for eight touchdowns last season, could be headed for a career year in Steve Sarkisian's prolific offense. EDGE: TREY MOORE, TEXAS Texas lost some key pieces on the interior defensive line, but they solidified things out on the edge with the addition of one of the nation's most productive pass rushers in Trey Moore. The UTSA transfer relocated from San Antonio to Austin after racking up 35 tackles for loss and 22 sacks over the last two seasons with the Roadrunners, earning AAC Defensive Player of the Year and All-AAC First Team honors in 2023.

Sonny Shipp (LSU 247) today, on Williams and Ffrench. EXCERPTS: On Jonah Williams "However, as it stands this morning, Texas is the team to beat and it would take something significant to change that." On Jaime Ffrench "LSU is battling Texas and Miami for Ffrench, with Tennessee lurking. My pick would go to Texas for now ..." The deets: Friday Recruiting Nuggets: Latest on Saturday's announcements and more Sonny Shipp (LSU 247)

Rise and shine, you lazy mofos! It's Nick Brooks commitment day!! Both of these guys write for Georgia 247 From an article on Dawgs 247 And some lulz ...

👀 👀 👀 Gaby Urrutia (Staff, Miami 247), today. Lately, some have considered Miami to be the main competition for Ffrench.

Chills is right ... hoo, boy. and ...